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CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchantments Applied:	182
Crops Grown:	4341	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Animals Bred:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Enchantments Applied:	55

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9991	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	8591
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

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