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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 555 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Mines Excavated: | 3845 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!