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PixelPunish Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diamond Generators

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5130	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Farms Harvested:	851

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us on this wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a team of mischievous foxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fluffscaler, a magical tool that can resize anything in the Minecraft world to absurd proportions. Want to see a giant chicken terrorizing the villagers? Or how about a massive block of TNT exploding in spectacular fashion? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MoneyHungryMinecraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	8874	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in epic battles with you.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind – after all, where else can you eat an entire virtual anniversary dinner without anyone judging you? 😉

NoShoesNoProblemsMC

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol come join our server where we all play minecraft with our bare feet!! we have this crazy rumor that if you mine diamonds with your toes, you’ll find a secret portal to a land of flying pigs and dancing llamas. plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete, like building a roller coaster out of TNT or creating a giant statue of a potato. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. it’s a wild ride, so come on over and join the barefoot brigade!

TFMC: Where you can pretend to be someone else and also wait in line to get in. Version 1.20.2!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join us:	discord.gg/tfmc
Season 3 trailer:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

🌟 Discover the TFMC Realm! 🌟

TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

Join our discord.gg/tfmc global community, where adventure knows no bounds. Forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as you collectively shape the realm’s destiny. Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the TFMC server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions on our server.
What types of roles can I choose from in TFMC?	You can choose to be a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.
Are there custom dungeons in the TFMC server?	Yes, we have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.
How many magic spells can I harness in TFMC?	You can harness over 60 magic spells in the TFMC server.
Is there a player-based economy in TFMC?	Yes, TFMC has a player-based economy for trading and commerce.

Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

DrewCraft SMP – The Based Builder

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so lit that even Drew McIntyre himself tweeted about it! Rumor has it that he once challenged a group of skeletons to a wrestling match and emerged victorious, all thanks to the skills he learned on our server. So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and maybe even become a pro wrestler in real life, join us now!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama rebellion? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft SMP!

BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt tripping of your parents and enjoy virtual family dinners that only last 6 minutes instead of 6 hours!

Join us and never have to worry about being offered wine 6 times in a row or being guilted into staying late for card games. Our virtual family dinners are quick, fun, and drama-free. Plus, you can even build a virtual house far away from your annoying brother!

Escape to our server and enjoy your weekends for yourself, without the guilt trips and passive-aggressive Facebook videos. Who needs real family dinners when you can have a blast with your Minecraft buddies instead? Join now and leave the drama behind!

CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Farms Harvested:	816	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of spending all your money on expensive hobbies like skydiving with golden parachutes or yachting with diamond-encrusted sails? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your bank account thank you as you embark on epic adventures without breaking the bank.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with all the craziness.

Forget about expensive hobbies, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a private jet when you can fly around on a giant chicken in the game? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!