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Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	133	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

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BlockyLungs BeGone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	6697
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

candidate genes, funcraft, Gene identification, gene validation, Genes, Genetic, Genetic Loci, genetic mapping, genetic markers, height, loci, novel, Plant, plant breeding, plant development, plant genetics, plant growth, plant height, QTLs, quantitative trait loci, Quest, study, validation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA, globie, idol corp, jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Lyko Lianna, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, PALS, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, PIXEL, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, Voltail, VSPO, VT, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Farms Harvested:	399	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.