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CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

BETRAYAL, biggest croc of shit, CrocodileCraft, Deception, denial, Details, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, healing, Liar, Manipulation, mental health, mental hospital, Recovery, self harm, sex, shitshow, smp, starvation, toxic relationship, Trauma, Truth, Ultimate, understatement

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	4010
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Votes:	342	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, ANNOYED, asking, Beach, changing, clothing optional, cover up, dick, expose, Fight, Friend, Kids, Minecraft, Public, push back, Server, swim suit, tie, towel, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable, Waste, WHIP, WhipOutCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

awkward encounter, awkward situation, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boundaries, clothing mishap, Communication, Embarrassing moment, friendship, friendship fallout, lack of clothes, laundry mishap, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, NoPantsNoLaundryCraft, party planning, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, social etiquette, spilled salsa, Surprise party

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging gracefully acceptance, aging gracefully acceptance of mortality, aging gracefully confidence, aging gracefully diet, aging gracefully exercise, aging gracefully experiences, aging gracefully lifestyle, aging gracefully mindset, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully reflections, aging gracefully self-care, aging gracefully self-love, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully tips, aging gracefully wisdom, aging process, BoomerGamer, getting older, Minecraft, signs of aging, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.

BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure

acceptance, Adventure, aging, BoomerCraft, changes, Experience, growth, health, Maturity, Mental, perspective, Physical, PREPARED, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, society, Stereotypes, Truth, unexpected, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Animals Bred:	114	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of aging like a boring old NPC? Well, join our Minecraft server and defy the laws of time and gravity! Our server is equipped with a magical fountain that reverses aging – just take a dip and watch those wrinkles disappear! Say goodbye to arthritis and hello to endless energy as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret potion that grants you the ability to turn back time and relive your glory days. Want to go back to high school and ace that math test? Done. Want to go back to your college days and actually remember what happened at that party? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the fountain of youth like never before. Just be careful not to drink too much of that potion – you might end up stuck in a time loop with your teenage self!

Territory30%GoneLOL

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, land disputes, Military, national security, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political strategy, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, Territory30GoneLOL, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

Electric Boogaloo 1.21: Creeper Chaos Edition – The Sequel Server – No Square or Curly Things!

{Java IP}, Bedrock Port, Boogaloo, Chaos, Crates, creeper, Curly, Discord Channel, Discord Chatting, Edition, Electric, Geyser, Heads, Help Menu, Homes, Land claiming, live maps, Multi-platform play, Player Warps, player-owned economy, Rtp, Sequel, Server, smp, Square, Tpa, Viaversion, Website

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters
QoL Enhancements	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-driven economy with freedom to set prices
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with chat integration
Help Menu	Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance

Links:

Website
Discord Channel
Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port: 25566

Welcome Message:

We eagerly await the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is open to all players.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Players can connect with different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
How can I participate in the player economy?	Sell items at your chosen price to other players in the community.
Are there special events or rewards for voting?	Yes, players receive rewards like Crate Key and a pinata for voting.
Is there 24/7 help available?	Yes, players can access a custom Help menu for assistance at any time.

CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, consideration, contemplation, contemplative thoughts, CraftyThoughts, critique, Evaluation, girl, judgment, Minecraft, Opinions, Perception, perspective, pondering, Reflection, review, scrutiny, Server, Thoughts, Viewpoint, WOMAN

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Oh honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical unicorn paradise where the blocks are made of glitter and the creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the players – they’re all secretly Minecraft wizards who can build entire castles with just a flick of their wand… I mean, pickaxe. So if you want to join a server where pigs fly (literally) and the diamonds are as common as dirt, then this is the place for you. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Events, Furry, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, vrlg, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	284
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!