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TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	233

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	230	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crops Grown:	2138	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6127	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	216
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).