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GazaBlockParty

Bodies, Conflict, Crisis, deceased, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, International, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, mourning, News, Recovery, recovery operation, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ores Mined:	5865	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Zombie Dances:	10

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

digital content, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, social media, Video clips, video compilation, video content, video games, video highlights, video memes, video sharing, video streaming, vidya, viral videos, WebmCraft, webms

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Animals Bred:	167	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	215	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1137
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2501
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	8782
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	779
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8578
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?