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Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

MoonPortalMadness

Adventure, Alternate Reality, basement, Cosmic Journey, discovery, dream come true, Exploration, extraterrestrial encounter, FANTASY, hidden doorway, imagination, interplanetary travel, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonPortalMadness, Mysterious, parallel universe, science fiction, Space Travel, surreal, two-way portal

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	104
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	1582
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

Adventure, bedrock, BOBS, BUILD, Community, Discord, dont, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Meeting, Mods, multiplayer, Place, Play, secret, Server, smp, steve, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

The Bob SMP

Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server?	Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
Are the staff members helpful?	Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Animals Bred:	81	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	824
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

New 1.21 map!
LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

SERVER INFORMATION
We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

1. How can I join LuckyGem SMP?

To join LuckyGem SMP, you must apply through our Discord server. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

2. Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

No, LuckyGem SMP prides itself on having no game altering plugins. We believe in a vanilla gameplay experience.

3. How can I travel on the server?

There is no teleporting plugin on LuckyGem SMP. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. Players can also build and decorate their own Nether Tunnels.

4. Is there an economy on the server?

No, LuckyGem SMP does not have an economy plugin. Players are encouraged to claim stalls and participate in the trust-based diamond economy.

5. Is there a land claim plugin on the server?

No, there is no land claim plugin on LuckyGem SMP. Players can find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building.

6. How can I participate in server events and competitions?

LuckyGem SMP hosts Weekly Events, Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.

7. How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

Players can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfill the server’s vision of a community-driven server. Your contributions are welcomed and appreciated.

My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crops Grown:	1279	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bankrupt here is your sense of reality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging ambulance bills like a pro.

Our server is so lit that even the mobs are throwing shade at each other. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted world filled with unexpected plot twists and epic battles.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the gossip about who called the ambulance for a paper cut? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Join now and let the chaos begin!