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BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

WeddingBlock25

age, aita, college, controversy, DAUGHTER, decision, Degree, disagreement, ENGAGEMENT, family, love, Marriage, opinion, parenting, Pay, Proposal, relationships, Support, Wedding, WeddingBlock25, work experience

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magic Items Found:	2258
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

HackLifeMinecraftSMP

beneficial, Clever, crazy, Creative, efficient, HackLifeMinecraftSMP, Hacks, Handy, Helpful, ingenious, Innovative, life hack, practical, Resourceful, savvy, Smart, Tips, Tricks, Unconventional, Unique, useful

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

aspiration, desire, dream come true, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fantasy world, génie, happen, hopeful, idealistic, longing, Magic, make a wish, manifestation, Optimistic, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft, yearning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	97
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Votes:	767
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

BIAS, BlockyJerusalemMC, CBS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, controversy surrounding Jerusalem, freedom of speech, Guidelines, international relations, Israel, jerusalem, journalism ethics, Journalists, Media, memo, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Politics, Reporting, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	3247

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	20327	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Votes:	4935	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	69905	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2474	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	45
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!