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””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

college, Communication, Decision making, dna test, emotional impact, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father son, Fatherhood, Honesty, life choices, LilCreeperCraft, long-lost son, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenting, Paternity, regret, relationships, Secrets, Selflessness, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6573	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

Boys, boys trip, Canceled, CANCELLED, Communication, death in family, decision, depression, disconnected, future plans, insensitivity, irritable, Jealousy, overwhelmed, relationship, Romantic, savings, spur of the moment, Support, Time, trip, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!

RegretCraft SMP

forgiveness, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight lessons, hindsight reflection, hindsight regret, introspection, learn from mistakes, looking back, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.

As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BroCraftGenderSwap

BroCraftGenderSwap, female perspective, Femininity, gender change, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transformation, gender transition, male perspective, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!

GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, extremism, family members, Fatalities, gaza, GazaFamCraft, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Political, Propaganda, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

CraftyNaziArtist

anti-semitism, art, artistic expression, Auschwitz, controversy, CraftyNaziArtist, cultural sensitivity, equating, freedom of speech, historical trauma, History, Holocaust, international relations, Israel, Nazis, offensive comparison, Outrage, Polish artist, political statement, public opinion, social media backlash

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Farms Harvested:	285	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	7542
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	459411
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!