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NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Animals Bred:	139
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Votes:	9269
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crops Grown:	2074
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Items Found:	7912
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	6746
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mines Excavated:	1304	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ores Mined:	6002	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFoolery

BIZARRE, cognition, counterintuitive, CraftyFoolery, logical, makes sense, Nonsensical, odd, Paradox, peculiar, quirky, Rational, rationality, sense, strange, stupid, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3564
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

controversy, coronavirus, COVID-19 tests, CovidCraft, Diplomacy, global pandemic, Government, Healthcare, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, new book, pandemic shortage, political scandal, putin, Putins, Reports, russia, secret, Server, testing supplies, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

CraftyCanuckRevolt

activism, anti-government, anti-Israeli, burns flag, civil disobedience, controversial, CraftyCanuckRevolt, death to Canada, demonstration, extremism, flag burning, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, international relations, Middle East conflict, nationalism, Political protest, Protester, Radical, shouts, vancouver

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Votes:	2905
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

Ancient, carnivore, chicken, Dinosaur, discovery, Extinct, flavor, fossil, giant lizard, History, jurassic, meat eater, Paleontology, predator, prehistoric, Reptile, Science, speculation, T-Rex, Taste, TASTES, TRex

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2430
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!