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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	47
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Sheeprampage is a talented artist and musician known for their unique blend of electronic and hip hop music. With a distinct and innovative sound, Sheeprampage has gained a dedicated following and continues to push the boundaries of their craft. Through their dynamic and engaging performances, Sheeprampage has established themselves as a rising star in the music industry.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4986	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	912436

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry!

Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice or kayfabe? Well, look no further because our server is the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo! Yes, you heard that right, we focus on adult audio like ASMR or JOI. Join us for some spicy content and outrageous adventures with our talented VAllure members.

But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

No More Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8475	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	818	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Star Shards Collected:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mines Excavated:	4411	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Existence? Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!