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Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!

Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

Aerial Photography, Artificial Intelligence, commercial use, data collection, DroneCraft, Drones, flying machines, future technology, hobbyists, innovation, Military, Military operations, privacy concerns, reconnaissance, remote control, robotics, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned aircraft, Video recording

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Awareness, Behavior, Conclusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotions, fear, gals, gender, Manipulation, mental health, misconceptions, Misogyny, Perception, psychopath, Psychopaths, realization, Reflection, relationships, society, Stereotypes, stigma, TOXIC, Tread, Truth, Women

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Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

cheeky personality, chickens, Henjin no Salad Bowl, I love her charm, Main, rule, salad, saladcraft, She is so good, Top, Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2649
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Emeralds Found:	2062
Star Shards Collected:	136	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magic Items Found:	7757
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	9713	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

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SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

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Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

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Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6