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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1087 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!