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SwissTaxCraft

affluent, assets, billionaires, discussion, Economy, finance, Government, income, INEQUALITY, legislation, Millionaires, policy, Proposal, REFORM, super rich, SwissTaxCraft, switzerland, Tax, Taxation, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

join this epic minecraft server and become richer than the super-rich in switzerland! build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold blocks, ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers from your eyes, and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of killer bunnies.

if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!

AutoBrewCraft

alcohol sales, AutoBrewCraft, Automation, autonomous vehicles, consumer behavior, convenience, drinking and driving, economic impact, Future, INCREASE, innovation, market growth, predictions, Retail, Safety, self driving cars, societal changes, societal impact, Technology, Transportation, trends

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Crops Grown:	2157
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!

AlzCraft: Forget the Hypothesis!

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, amyloid hypothesis, beta-amyloid plaques, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, competitors, dementia, forget, Hypothesis, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative disease, neurofibrillary tangles, neurology, neuroscientists, protein aggregation, researchers, scientific feat, treatment options

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so like, u know how ppl are always talkin bout alzheimers and stuff? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for that. u join and ur memory gets soooo good, u’ll never forget where u put ur diamonds again. plus, we got this secret potion that makes u build like a pro. forget the amyloid hypothesis, join us and become a minecraft legend. trust me, it’s science.

Omnilands

active community, Adventure, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, Gear, landscape, player-driven, PvE, PvP, rare items, Shop, Structures, Survival, Trade, warrior, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
New Chunks Explored:	907029	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to Omnilands – The Ultimate Survival Experience! Step into Omnilands, a premier Minecraft survival server where adventure, community, and creativity merge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a master builder, or a fierce warrior, Omnilands offers a perfect environment for all.

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Survival is just the beginning. Forge your own path, create lasting friendships, and build your legacy in the world of Omnilands. Adventure awaits—are you ready to take on the challenge?

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The AlexandriaSMP server: where you can talk smack, walk back, and never look back! #16+ #ByeByeQuiet

admins, age, AlexandriaSMP, ByeByeQuiet, Competitions, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, foliage, Fun, Interaction, Join, landscape, Mature, Minecraft, PvP, Server, shopping district, smack, smp, Talk, Trust, voice chat, walk, Website

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Server Name	AlexandriaSMP
Focus	Community-Driven Minecraft Experience
Admin Team	Experienced 18+ Admin Team
World Generation	Enhanced 1.21+ map with Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
System	Trust-Based System with CoreProtect
Events	Regular bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, etc.
Economy	Thriving player-driven economy and shopping district

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can visit our website at https://alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/B6wX859ktw to get started.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: AlexandriaSMP is for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How are major server decisions made?

A: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.

Q: Do I need to make land claims on this server?

A: No, AlexandriaSMP operates on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues related to land ownership are quickly resolved.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?

A: Yes, AlexandriaSMP has a well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy for added interaction and fun.

CraftyCruise Minecraft Server

6th anniversary, account binding, alg, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, Bremerton secretary story, call to arms, CN Tierlist, CraftyCruise, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, discord FAQ, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Kasumi META, Long Island augs, Lore, Minecraft, ongoing event, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, U-96, Upcoming Event, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SMP: MuricanCrimz

American criminals, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal reform, criminal rehabilitation, criminal stereotypes, Criminals., incarceration rates, justice system, law enforcement, look like, mugshots, murican, MuricanCrimz, prison system, racial profiling, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, this.., united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	171
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, all the characters look like Murican criminals! That’s right, we’ve got bandanas, tattoos, and even some gold teeth to really give your character that edgy look.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most notorious gang of virtual criminals this side of the blocky world. Join forces with other players to pull off heists, rob virtual banks, and cause chaos in the digital streets. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when a rival gang might try to take you down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest criminal fantasies in the safety of a virtual world? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Murican criminal in Minecraft!

StepsonOutMinecraftServer

aita, brother, CAR, Cats, Communication, Condo, decision, Disrespect, estranged, family, ghosting, Houston, Job, Petty, Pregnant, rental, sisters, stepdad, stepson, StepsonOutMinecraftServer

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Animals Bred:	109
Love Letters Sent:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117

Are you tired of ungrateful stepchildren taking advantage of your generosity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to mooch off you and then ghost you like that ungrateful stepson. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and thrive without the fear of being kicked out for being a total jerk. Plus, we have a strict no-cat policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected feline roommates multiplying like rabbits. So come on over and join us, where the only thing we’re kicking out is bad vibes!

MomlessCraft

acceptance, best friends, Boundaries, child care, Complications, Delusional, Friends, gay father, Grief, Harassment, LGBTQ, Loss, MomlessCraft, new mom, parenting, platonic relationship, rejection, single father, social media, Support

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest stories to tell! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a single father who fends off a creepy stalker while taking care of his adorable 10-month-old baby.

Witness the drama unfold as a new player named Anna tries to insert herself into the family dynamic, claiming to be the perfect mom for the baby after just one meeting. Will our hero stand his ground and protect his child from this delusional stranger? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic cooking and baking competitions, where players can show off their culinary skills and impress their virtual friends. Who will be crowned the ultimate chef of the server?

So come on in and join the fun – because on our server, anything can happen! Just remember, if you ever need a second dad for your Minecraft adventures, we’ve got you covered.

SongSMP: ListenOnce

classic songs, emotional songs, Heartfelt ballads, iconic tracks, Inspirational songs, Life-changing music, ListenOnce, Melancholic Melodies, memorable tunes, Moving compositions, Music, musical inspiration, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, Powerful lyrics, Song of a lifetime., Song recommendation, SongSMP, Soul-stirring melodies, Soulful Music, timeless music, Unforgettable songs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Potions Brewed:	73	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	4661

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as unpredictable as your grandma’s cooking!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous disco parties in the Nether, where even the ghasts can’t resist busting a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox of Destiny, rumored to play the one song that will bring peace to the entire Minecraft world. Will you be the one to find it and save us all from the wrath of the evil Chicken Overlord?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!