Captain Crimson’s Trimmings Minecraft Servers

iPadRuinerCraft

American accent, child behavior, child development, child health, child neglect, Child Psychology, Communication, cultural identity, digital devices, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, iPad addiction, iPadRuinerCraft, parenting, parenting choices, screen time, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Social Skills, technology use

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6957	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Farms Harvested:	381
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.

Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.

So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.

RocketRascalsMC

civilian casualties, civilian clothes, civilian disguise, Conflict, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hamas rockets, humanitarian area, international news, Israel, Khan Yunis, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Political unrest, RocketRascalsMC, Rockets, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Star Shards Collected:	160	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they launch rockets from humanitarian areas while wearing civilian clothes? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! come join us for some crazy adventures and chaotic fun. who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the madness!

DeadMc Network

Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, java edition, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, News, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

DeadMc Network has lots of gamemodes for the community such as survival, kitpvp, skyblock, and events every week. So join our discord for updates and news about everything happening on the server. This is server is 1.17+ for only java edition.

play.deadmc.xyz

Nohair

admins, China, Chinese, Chinese server, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hacks, kill, massacre, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nohair, overpowered items., pirated accounts, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Void Gems Collected:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck

nohair.top

Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

30 year old, Alcoholic, anorexia, Aspie, bills, BoomerCraft, Conversation, cost of living, death, mentally ill, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Mother, NEET, one job, Psychosis, Release, Server, social anxiety, tiny apartment, warehouse, Welfare

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Towns Built:	9
Potions Brewed:	124	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, back again, back and better than ever, back for another round, back for good, back for more, back for the long haul, back in action, back in the game, back in the mix, back in the saddle, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back with a vengeance, BackInBlockyBusiness, COMEBACK, I’m Back, long tail, Minecraft, returning, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PresidentialGriefCraft

abuse of power, Accountability, American president, BETRAYAL, consequences, controversial, Corruption, Decision making, disgraceful actions, historical events, History, Impact, Impeachment, leadership, misconduct, Politics, PresidentialGriefCraft, public trust, scandal, unethical behavior, worst thing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4307	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

HydroCraft Explosions!

400 POUNDS, Bomb, car explosion, Conflict, Detonation, explosion, explosion force, explosions, explosive device, forces, HydroCraft, Hydrogen, hydrogen bomb, military technology, mirai, Tnt, Toyota, Toyota Mirai, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	114	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!