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PoopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	8497
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from embarrassing moments like the one our player experienced while hosting a dinner! Join us and never worry about unexpected bathroom interruptions again – unless, of course, it’s a creeper blowing up your toilet!

Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build your own secret bathroom hideout and never have to share it with anyone, not even your closest friends. And if someone accidentally walks in on you, just blame it on a glitch in the game – they’ll never know the truth!

So come join us on our server, where you can ban enchiladas from your virtual world forever and never have to face the awkward aftermath of a bathroom invasion again. Trust us, the adventures you’ll have here will make that real-life dinner disaster seem like a piece of cake – or should we say, a piece of enchilada? LOL!

GrannyCraftin’ Drama

advice, alcoholism, baby, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Distance, Drama, family, Grandchild, GrannyCraftin, long distance, MIL, mother-in-law, Moving, parenting, relationships, Safety, Space, Support, Unsafe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2407
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep the crazies away? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no crazy MILs will be moving in next door to you!

Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!

DumbIdeasMC SMP

accidental success, bizarre idea, creative solution, dumb idea, DumbIdeasMC, fortunate error, fortunate mistake, funny, lucky break, odd strategy, peculiar tactic, quirky solution, risky decision, smp, strange concept, success, Surprising, thinking outside the box, Unconventional, unexpected outcome, unorthodox method, unusual approach

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Lol, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the most epic place to be, like seriously dude. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, the admin is actually a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday.

But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!

So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, late bloomer, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, life mistakes, life reflections, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, missed opportunities, personal growth, realization, Reflection, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crops Grown:	9315

Have you ever realized that creepers in Minecraft are basically just misunderstood green blobs with a passion for hugs? Well, on our server, we embrace the creepers with open arms (literally, because they explode when they get too close). Join us for a chance to learn the valuable life lesson of not judging a creeper by its explosive cover! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies show off their killer dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper).

CraftyEuroLeader

America, American politics, CraftyEuroLeader, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, fox news, Global influence, global leadership, Hegseth, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, news analysis, political commentary, transatlantic relations., united states, Western Allies, world affairs

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Emeralds Found:	7141	New Chunks Explored:	579716
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	9441	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!

oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.

so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy, controversy, Covid-19, Hydroxychloroquine, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, mistrust, papers, public opinion, retracted, Science, scientific research, skepticism, social media, suppress, Trust, Truth, tweets, vaccine harm

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	70
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting retracted is your boring old life! we got hydroxychloroquine blocks that give you super powers and vaccine harm potions that make you invincible! forget about science, we got conspiracy theories for days! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life! who needs social media when you can have a blast on our server!

Vowedminemp server minecraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	842	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

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Prosper Prison

alliances, Community, competitive, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Gaming, Minecraft, Mines, Other, Prison, Progression, Prosper, PvP, Quests, Recruitment, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8718	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Prosper Prison
IP: play.prosperprison.net
Version: 1.21+

About the Server

Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

Key Features

Custom Mining Experience
Competitive Gameplay
Custom Player Progression
Active Community & Staff

Join Us Today!

Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Prosper Prison?	Prosper Prison is a competitive prison server with custom features and mechanics for an engaging gameplay experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server suitable for casual players?	Yes, Prosper Prison caters to both casual players and hardcore grinders, offering a balanced experience for all types of players.
Do I need any specific version of Minecraft to play on Prosper Prison?	Yes, you will need version 1.21 or higher to join the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, Prosper Prison offers custom mining experiences, a balanced economy, competitive gameplay, custom player progression, and an active community and staff.

LoveCraft Server 1.20.5

1.20.5, Affection, celebration, Chocolate, couples, Cupid, Date night, Flowers, Gifts, Happy, Heart, holiday, love, lovecraft, Naughty, Pervs, PINK, red, relationships, romance, Server, SWEETHEARTS, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Yo, listen up you weirdos! If you wanna have a blast this Valentine’s Day, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have heart-shaped blocks that shoot out heart emojis when you mine them! It’s like Cupid himself is blessing your pickaxe, bro! Plus, our pixelated roses actually smell like chocolate when you hold them in your hand. Don’t ask how, just come and smell the love, baby!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a party like no other, where the only rule is to leave the kids at home (or face the wrath of offended siblings).

Immerse yourself in a world of jazz, cocktails, and wedding advice, all while navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be able to keep the peace between feuding relatives, or will you find yourself caught in the crossfire of sibling rivalry?

But fear not, for we offer a solution to all your babysitting woes! Simply hire a virtual babysitter in-game and enjoy a drama-free experience like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the true reason behind the mysterious grudge against the niblings.

So come join us on this wild ride of engagement parties and family feuds, because on this server, the more drama, the merrier!