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Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5045
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Potions Brewed:	136
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	222
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crops Grown:	9502	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	244	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	9192	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	126269	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	103
Alien Abductions:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!