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CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2607	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Votes:	861	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Animals Bred:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Buildings Constructed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	233	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4359	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	297
Votes:	2647	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

AfraidToTryMC SMP

afraid, AfraidToTryMC, breaking barriers, challenging yourself, confronting fears, conquering fears, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, living boldly, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, self improvement, smp, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, try new things, trying new experiences

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your hands? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage and celebrate all your wildest dreams and desires! Join us for a chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or even create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t be afraid to let your imagination run wild on our server – the crazier, the better! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

RegrettableCraft

avoiding regrets, Changing the past, Decision making, decision regret, do-overs, hindsight, hindsight bias, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, life choices, looking back, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, RegrettableCraft, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom gained

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

If you had joined our Minecraft server sooner, you would have never made the decision to eat that suspicious-looking mushroom in the first place! Join us now and embark on a wild adventure where you can travel back in time to undo all your regrettable decisions. From accidentally setting your house on fire to punching a creeper thinking it was a friendly pig, our server offers endless opportunities for hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So why wait? Join us today and rewrite your Minecraft history!