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Hitler’s Minecraft Madness Server – Join for an unhinged Trump meltdown with Black Hollywood Actress Jennifer Lewis!

actress, Bitches, Black, Black Hollywood Actress, Capitol steps, constitution, donald trump, hitler, Hitlers, Hollywood, Jennifer, Jennifer Lewis, Join, King, Lewis, madness, Meltdown, mental illness, Minecraft, punishment, Server, trump, Trump meltdown, tweet, twitter, Unhinged, Vote, Zerlina Mornings

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Secret Passages Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and maybe even run into a player who thinks they’re the king of the freaking world! Watch out for generals breaking glass, tearing up Constitutions, and proclaiming themselves as the ultimate rulers. And hey, if you come across any Hitler-like characters, just remember – they didn’t come to play! Join us for some chaotic fun and see what mental illness looks like in the world of Minecraft. Let’s build, craft, and maybe even overthrow a dictator or two!

Adopt-a-RageCraft

acceptance, AdoptaRageCraft, Adopted, anger, biological family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, Honesty, Identity, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Self Discovery, uncovering truth, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	166
Farms Harvested:	934	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family secrets! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, perfect for anyone looking to find their true place in the world.

Just like the OP, who discovered they were adopted at 17, you too can uncover hidden truths and forge new connections. Dive into our virtual world and explore the possibilities of a new family – one that doesn’t keep secrets or call you ungrateful for seeking the truth.

Join us now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and gratitude, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a Minecraft community that welcomes you with open arms? Don’t wait, join today and leave the drama behind!

CraftyRomania Minecraft Server

Alliance, controversial remarks, CraftyRomania, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, far right, foreign ministry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, official statement, Politics, presidential candidate, Romanian, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz the Romanian Foreign Ministry is like, all about supporting Ukraine’s sovereignty, ya know? and this one time, this far-right Romanian presidential candidate was like, “yo, Ukraine, you’re cool,” and everyone was like, “whaaaaat?” but then the Foreign Ministry was like, “nah, bro, we got Ukraine’s back, no worries.” so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of drama goin’ on, you gotta join this one. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco where the mods party all night long. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or forever hold your peace.

QuranBurnerCraft

asylum seekers, crime, cultural conflict, extremism, foreign power, immigration, international relations, investigation, Iraqi refugee, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Quran burnings, QuranBurnerCraft, radicalization, Refugee Crisis, religious tensions, shot dead, Sweden, Terrorism, trial, violence

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds, like, ever.

one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, bro. and another time, we all went on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe that could mine bedrock. it was, like, so intense, dude.

plus, we have, like, the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, like, evil mobs to fight? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Alzheimers Drug Advocates: Balance & Conflicts

Advocates, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s drugs, balance, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, conflicts of interest, DRUG, drug development, Ethics, Healthcare, healthcare policy, informed consent, Medical Ethics, medical industry, neurology, patient advocacy, patient safety, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, research, transparency

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3060
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff goin on! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers outta their eyes! not to mention, our diamond mines are like, never-ending! u can build the most epic castle ever and then defend it against a horde of zombie chickens! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

🔥 Option 01/17/25 Competition 5 donates! 🔥 server minecraft

atmosphere, Auto-mine, Awards, Cases, Cheaters, CIS, combat pass, Community, Competition, donates, Economy, Friendly, Heroes, honest game, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Mini Games, Prizes, Protection, Quests, Shop, Starter Kit, survival mode, Transactions, Trust

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	495012
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Survival mode

• Smart and advanced system of protection against cheaters is an honest game for everyone.

• Daily mini-games with prizes-get vivid emotions in games such as the Pati and Splif block.

• Combat pass – unique quests and valuable awards for real heroes.

• The most thoughtful economy in the CIS is stability and justice in each transaction.

• Friendly community – players always support each other, creating a unique atmosphere of trust.

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Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	70
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!