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Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	151	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1290
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	703	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mines Excavated:	4757
Animals Bred:	32	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4323	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!