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AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	891
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mines Excavated:	4635

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	618
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1079	Dimension Hops:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4548	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Farms Harvested:	602	Mines Excavated:	1408
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!