🔥Canucks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

belonging, Canada, Canucks, celebration, citizenship, Community, culture, diaspora, Diversity, Flag, heritage, Immigrants, Indian Canadians, love for country, loyalty, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, nationalistic pride, Patriotic, pride, Server, Unity

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

The Crafty Canucks Minecraft SMP

acceptance, activism, Canada, Canadian society, Canucks, Crafty, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Faggots, Hate Speech, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, smp, Social Issues

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	3682
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further than The Faggots of Canada SMP! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you could be chosen as the Chicken King’s royal advisor, tasked with important duties like organizing the annual chicken dance-off and overseeing the construction of the Great Egg Pyramid.

So what are you waiting for? Join The Faggots of Canada SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the llama mafia – they don’t take kindly to outsiders messing with their fashion show.

Crafty Canucks Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Canucks, controversial, Crafty, current events, dislike, Earth, embarrassed, fag, hate, Human, International, Minecraft, ontario, opinion, Politics, president, public figures, Server, Special, trump, Trump supporters, united states, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7747
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a Trump-free zone! We’ve built a virtual wall around our server to keep out any Trump supporters and their ridiculous antics. Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of running into any MAGA hats.

Our server is a safe space for all players who want to express their creativity without being bombarded with political nonsense. We even have a special “Trump Tower” building challenge where you can build the ugliest, most obnoxious tower imaginable to symbolize everything wrong with the world.

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again by keeping Trump and his supporters far, far away. Let’s build a world where the only walls are made of blocks, not hate.

Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!

196210494previous, AMERICANS, Canada, Canucks, Crafty, crazy, Cum, Educational, mexico, Server, Usa

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	126	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll learn absolutely nothing! Our “educational” edition is perfect for those who want to avoid any form of intellectual growth while playing video games.

Join us for a chance to ride on giant flying llamas and battle against zombie unicorns in epic quests for the rarest loot. Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will boogie down with you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our secret underwater disco party where you can dance with mermaids and jellyfish while avoiding the wrath of the evil squid king.

So why waste your time on boring, educational servers when you can have a wild and wacky adventure with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Canucks & Muricans – Land of the Maple Syrup, Burgers, and Tacos!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!

Galactic Clash Minecraft Server

Challenges, clash, Combat, comparison, delayed attacks, elden ring, endless anime combos, fair, Fun, Galactic, gameplay, input reading, Mechanics, Minecraft, modern games, no poise, Opinions, Server, souls-likes, stellar blade, strategy, Thoughts, zanzibartvs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of endless anime combos as you battle it out with other players. Our delayed attacks will keep you on your toes, and don’t even get us started on the lack of poise – it’s chaos in the best way possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with advanced input reading technology, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive. And who could forget the legendary battles of Zanzibartvs? Trust us, you won’t find a more fair and fun server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

MineTale Server – The Ultimate Undertale/Deltarune Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool cats and kittens out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear that will make your friends green with envy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them in the enchanted forest. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the land of Deltarune, where you can team up with Susie and Ralsei to defeat the evil King!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and sneaky creepers along the way. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dirty dishes, emotional distress, Eviction, family, house rules, Laundry, living situation, Minecraft, one night stands, pet care, pet loss, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate issues, Server, Siblings, sisterly love., SisterSavage, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of living with a roommate who brings home more strangers than a nightclub, leaves dishes to ferment in the sink, and treats the washing machine like a storage unit? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from real-life drama and chaos. Our server is a sanctuary where you can build, explore, and create without any unwanted houseguests. Plus, we promise that none of our players will accidentally let your virtual dog out of the front door.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a pixelated paradise where the only screaming matches are between players battling it out in PvP. Join now and leave the dirty dishes behind – both in-game and in real life!

WeddingCraft: No Room, No Groom!

AITAH, budget-friendly, buffet, central location, destination wedding, Dinner, fair, family, future SIL, groom, guilt trip, hotel room, immediate family, little white chapel, MONEY, not paying, room, share rooms, Siblings, significant others, Vegas, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old traditions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic virtual wedding of all time!

Picture this: a beautiful ceremony at the Little White Chapel, surrounded by your closest friends and family (Minecraft characters, of course). No need for a reception, we’ve got a virtual buffet where everyone can feast on pixelated delicacies.

But wait, there’s more! We’ll even pay for your Minecraft parents’ hotel rooms so they can join in on the fun. And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even spot a virtual Elvis impersonator wandering around the server.

Now, here’s where the drama unfolds. Your Minecraft sister-in-law is demanding we pay for her room too, claiming it’s unfair to only cover some guests’ expenses. But fear not, we stand firm in our decision. Will she make it to the wedding? Only time will tell.

So, grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft wedding adventure ever! Who needs a real Vegas wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BlockyBuzz Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army” where players can recruit an army of feathered friends to take over the world. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of “Hot Potato” using actual explosive potatoes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a few explosions along the way.

LoveCraftedLOL

emotional growth, Experience, first love, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, life lessons, love advice, LoveCraftedLOL, Memories, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, personal development, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, young love

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Remember that time you thought you found your forever love in Minecraft but they ended up griefing your entire base and stealing all your diamonds? Well, on our server, we promise that kind of heartbreak will never happen! Join us for a chance to find true love in the form of epic builds, friendly players, and no griefing allowed. Who needs a first love when you can have a forever Minecraft server to call home? Join us now and let’s build a love story together!

HotColdCraft

bodily sensations, Body, cold water, Contrast, Experience, extremes, hot water, HotColdCraft, human experience, physical sensations, Possibility, rare, Sensation, sensation of cold water, sensation of hot water, sensory experiences, Temperature, Unique, unusual experiences, water temperature

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT HOT WATER SLIDES AND COLD WATER SLIDES, WE MAKE SURE YOU FEEL ALL THE TEMPERATURES, EVEN THE WEIRD ONES. ONCE A PLAYER GOT STUCK IN A HOT WATER SLIDE AND CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE A LOBSTER, BUT HE SAID IT WAS WORTH IT FOR THE LOLZ. SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST WATER PARK IN MINECRAFT HISTORY, WHERE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT TEMPERATURE YOU’LL END UP AT NEXT!

Join LumaMC for a survival adventure full of towns, jobs, and chaos on version 1.20+!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2403	Crops Grown:	9364
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Votes:	4392	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LumaMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community!
mcMMO	Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.
Custom Items	Enjoy custom coded items with special abilities and unique skills!
Player-Based Economy	Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics!
Hoarder Plugin	Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. Top players rewarded at the end of each event.
Ranks System	Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
Artmap Plugin	Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server!
Dynamic Seasons World	World transforms based on the season with synced times of day and weather!
Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing	Test fishing skills and compete for rewards with custom fish!
Jobs	Work a job to earn cash and climb the ranks or become the richest player!

LumaMC Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join LumaMC?

A: Connect to our server IP: play.lumamc.net

Q: Do you have a Discord server?

A: Yes, join our Discord community at: https://lumamc.net/chat

Q: Where can I find the server map?

A: Visit our map at: https://map.lumamc.net/

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we have exciting events and content updates planned in our roadmap!

Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?

A: We encourage our community to share thoughts and ideas to help shape the server!

GlowNigger Haters Minecraft Server

Citizens, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, counterintelligence, Deception, final solution, GLOWNIGGER, GLOWNIGGERS, Government, hate, Haters, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, resistance, SECURITY, Server, subversion, Surveillance, Tactics, threat

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of those pesky glowniggers trying to control everything in your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight back against their sneaky tactics! We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden traps, and even a team of trained attack llamas ready to take down any glownigger that crosses our path. Plus, rumor has it that the final solution to the glownigger problem involves a giant diamond sword that shoots lasers. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

MineCam: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4238	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old security cameras that just sit there and do nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most advanced security cam system in the world! Just place your old android phones around your base and watch as they come to life, keeping an eye on all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in. Plus, they double as dashcams for when you’re driving your minecart around the server. And if that’s not enough, they can even be used as ring cams to catch any pesky Endermen trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and never worry about security again! (Webm may or may not be related, we’re not sure what it is either)