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Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	181
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4112
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!

SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8553	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.

Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!

CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem

#youtube, ASP, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraic, discussion, ducks, Grand Wizard Edition, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, mad, MAYHEM, Minecraft, non-English, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Russian, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	838	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Potions Brewed:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!

In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)

CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

2030s, 2030sCraft, American Intervention, CCP, China, conservatism, cultural zeitgeist, demographic crunch, economic boom, economic crisis, European immigration, foreign policy, Future, Greatest Generation, Hispanic population, Hostile, Indicators, inflation, meets, Minecraft, narco state, organized crime, Reagan era

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

aew, Competition, contract, CraftyContractors, crazy, difference maker, Edition, free agent, future prospects, Lowballing, MAYHEM, Minecraft, negotiations, professional wrestling, Roster, Rumors, SIGNING, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Summer, Superstar, talent, TONY KHAN, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!

PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

4.5k, 4K, BRING, building, Casual, Claiming, Dinosaurs, Discord link, encouraged, Geopolitical, Join, join us, Land, Map, Minecraft, NoDinosAllowed, PangaeaEarth, player, PvP, roam, SemiBland, Server, smp, Systems, tea, Towny, Vanilla, work in progress

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

PangaeaEarth Overview

Description	A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
Map Size	Approximately 4k by 4.5k
Claiming System	Towny
Player Type	Targeted towards casual, building players with systems for PvP

With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to join PangaeaEarth!
What type of map does PangaeaEarth have?	PangaeaEarth has a Pangaea map with dimensions of approximately 4k by 4.5k.
Is there a claiming system on the server?	Yes, the server uses the Towny claiming system for players to protect their builds.
What type of players is PangaeaEarth targeted towards?	The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Minecraft League of Lols – Join the General Fun!

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Empyrean, Fun, general, High Noon Event, Join, kayle, League, league of legends, lols, malzahar, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, varus

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Imagine a world where Kayle rides into battle on a legendary Varus, while Malzahar summons minions to do his bidding. Akali stealthily sneaks up on unsuspecting players, while Nocturne and Brand team up to create chaos like never before.

Our latest patch notes include a High Noon Event that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get us started on the PBE Patch Notes – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re dreaming.

But that’s not all! Our server has the best builds and account stats to help you dominate the competition. And with our model viewer, you can see your favorite champions in action like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

JamesCraft: Where Creepers Explain Themselves

CREEPERS, EXPLAIN, explain this, fckQueen, JamesCraft, the, UM JAMES, What

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, lovingly dubbed “What the f*ck Queen,” is a place where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale,” where players have to construct a castle using only pink wool and slime blocks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t forget about our infamous “Troll Tuesdays,” where players can prank each other with exploding sheep and invisible blocks.

So why join “What the f*ck Queen” Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a tutu and a top hat? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!