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InkCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	133
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	438876	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crops Grown:	4933	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	137	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9916
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Votes:	3432	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

This server has Empires & Factions that are vassals residing in and making up the Empire. Empires are colors: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, Gray. These Empires constantly in need of governance and strong leaders, so we have an edict courthouse within the capital.

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!