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Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	3627
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mines Excavated:	3911
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Emeralds Found:	4305
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Star Shards Collected:	93	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ores Mined:	7503	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Buildings Constructed:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Votes:	5843
Mines Excavated:	2975	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!