Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of your life being so boring that even a sci-fi cyberpunk horror game can’t bring you joy? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own cyberpunk dystopia and fight off hordes of zombie creepers with laser swords!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only explosions are from creepers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can strategically bomb into oblivion any German city you want! That’s right, unleash your inner chaos and watch those citizens burn to death in the most epic way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BroCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bro, brocraft, camaraderie, Communication, empowerment, equality, feminism, friendship, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Sisterhood, social expectations, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Unity, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	2103	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where it’s just a bunch of dudes building stuff and talking about redstone all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bro hangout spot! We’ve got lava pits for hot tubs, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret club where we discuss the best ways to prank each other with TNT. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we even have our own handshake…virtually, of course. So why can’t more women just be a bro? Because they’re too busy having a blast on our server, that’s why! Join now and become part of the bro-tastic fun!

FoodieLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, couples, eating habits, food behavior, food boundaries, food consumption, food etiquette, food habits, food insecurity, food obsession, food preferences, food sharing, foodie, FoodieLove, Minecraft, overweight, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sharing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your boyfriend who eats everything in sight? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with food-sharing drama and chewed-up fries.

Our server is perfect for those who love to share…whether you like it or not! Just like how your boyfriend insists on swapping bites, our community will make sure you never eat alone.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for keeping food to yourself. But be prepared for some serious plate-stalking and drink-swapping antics.

Join now and experience the ultimate food-sharing adventure! Just remember, sharing is caring…even if it means giving up your last bite of virtual cake.

CraftyPoisonedHubby

Apology, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, CraftyPoisonedHubby, disagreement, food expiration, food poisoning, food preparation, Food Safety, food storage, foodborne bacteria, foodborne illness, husband, Illness, Marriage, relationship, stubbornness, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	329	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where food safety is no joke! Join us if you want to avoid getting sick from virtual condiments and learn the importance of checking expiration dates in the Minecraft world.

Our server is perfect for those who have a fear of in-game food poisoning and want to ensure their virtual meals are always safe to eat. Trust us, you don’t want to end up like the player who ate the spoiled sauce and spent hours puking in-game.

But don’t worry, our server is not all about food safety lectures. We also have epic quests, crazy adventures, and even a secret dungeon inspired by Darkest Dungeon 2. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, just make sure to check your virtual condiments before eating them!

MarriedCraft: Where Straight Dudes Have Gay Fun!

Cheating, Closeted, Deception, Dudes, Exploration, Fun, Gay, Gay Men, hidden desires, Homosexuality, Infidelity, LGBTQ, MARRIED, MarriedCraft, Masculinity, relationships, same-sex attraction, Secrets, sex, sexual orientation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Straight.., taboo

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Dragon Eggs Found:	742
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	245

LOL, dis server is like a wild party where straight married dudes are secretly having gay sex! 😂 Join us for a crazy time full of surprises and unexpected twists! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it! 🤪🎉

🎮🔥 Enter the Chaos Realm: PvP Mayhem with Team Massilia! 🔥🎮 No roleplay here!

Adventure, building projects, Chaos, Community, Conquest, Discord, enter, Epic, Events, Glory, grinder, Honor, legend, Massilia, MAYHEM, Other, Passion, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, savage, strength, TEAM, teamwork, Unity, War, war-torn

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mines Excavated:	1218	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	8074
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	276

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Geopol Minecraft Server

Step into an Epic Adventure on the Geopol Minecraft Server!

The Geopol Minecraft server is a realm where war reigns supreme, and Team Massilia stands as a beacon of strength and unity. We are seeking brave souls to join our noble quest against the relentless tribal savages. Whether you’re a dedicated grinder, a formidable PvPer, or a visionary builder, there’s a place for you in our ranks.

What Awaits You:

Thrilling Custom PvP Battles: Engage in heart-pounding combat with unique weapons and gear.
Epic War Conquests: Strategize and dominate in our war-torn world.
Exclusive Events: Participate in exciting challenges and events.
Masterful Building Projects: Collaborate on grand constructions and showcase your creative genius.
Vibrant Community: Join a supportive, active, and friendly team.

Requirements:

Passion: A love for Minecraft and a spirit of adventure.
Teamwork: Dedication and a positive, collaborative attitude.

Become a Legend with Team Massilia!

If you have what it takes to rise to the challenge, we want you! Reach out to us on Discord to embark on this grand journey. Discord Invite Link

For Glory, For Honor, For Massilia!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Geopol Minecraft Server?	You can join the server by reaching out to us on Discord and following the instructions provided.
What type of gameplay can I expect on the server?	The server offers custom PvP battles, war conquests, exclusive events, building projects, and a vibrant community to interact with.
What are the requirements to join Team Massilia?	We look for players who have a passion for Minecraft and adventure, as well as a dedication to teamwork and a positive attitude.
Is there a specific theme or storyline on the server?	Yes, the server revolves around a war-torn world where Team Massilia fights against tribal savages. Players can immerse themselves in this epic adventure.

Minecraft server: “MineFortress2 – The Blocky Battle”

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Banana Bay Edition! Our summer update is live and it’s bananas! Literally, there are bananas everywhere. Join our new Community MvM tour and battle it out with potatoes (yes, potatoes) at oo.potato.tf.

Looking for more 4chan servers? We’ve got you covered. Join Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, or Konata for even more outrageous adventures. And don’t forget to check out our resources, including FAQs, mods, loadouts & skins, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Banana Bay Edition for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

MineCraftyLove – Erotic Roleplay Server

Adult, Chat, creative writing, cybersex, Erotic, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Meido, MineCraftyLove, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, Server, Thread

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Farms Harvested:	234	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in some truly wild and wacky adventures! Join us for some Meido Edition Erotic Roleplay, where you can dress up as a sexy maid and clean up the competition.

Our server is filled with pixelated passion and steamy scenarios that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. From building your own naughty castle to participating in epic battles with other players dressed as French maids, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft and roleplaying as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players can test their skills in some seriously saucy challenges.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the Meido madness begin!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, DadCraft, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, Gender Roles, Hospitality, husband and wife, in-laws, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, traditional roles

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who think you should wait on your husband hand and foot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own rules and assign chores to whoever you want – even if it’s just making sure the virtual cows are fed. Plus, if anyone gives you grief, you can just block them (literally) and move on with your day.

So come join us and let off some steam by mining, crafting, and exploring in a world where you call the shots. Who knows, you might even find some virtual therapy in building the perfect pixelated mansion to escape to when the in-laws get too much to handle.

DrunkWifeRescueCraft

alcohol, Australia, Boundaries, children, Communication, consequences, Decision making, drunk driving, DrunkWifeRescueCraft, family, helicopter parent, Legal, Marriage, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Risks, Safety, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragons Tamed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.

And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).

So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!

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