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Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server

cant even sit down, Craft, CYBERNETIC, Cyberpunk, depression, dystopian, Enjoy, Escape, Frustration, futuristic, Game, Gaming, Horror, Immersive, Life, Minecraft, Nice, Sci Fi, Server, Sit, stress, Technology, virtual reality, Worthless

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of your life being so boring that even a sci-fi cyberpunk horror game can’t bring you joy? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own cyberpunk dystopia and fight off hordes of zombie creepers with laser swords!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PrimeCraft Server: Gaming Bros Feasting

Amazon, Bezos, bros, can’t wait, EATING GOOD, feasting, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming bros, Gaming Community, gaming gear, gaming laptop, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming monitor, gaming pc, gaming setup, good tonight, Play, prime gaming, PrimeCraft, rog ally, Server, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the Bezos bros’ ultimate playground!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own Amazon empire in the virtual world. Take on the role of a billionaire tycoon and dominate the economy with your insane business strategies.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even Jeff Bezos himself plays on his ROG ALLY laptop. If it’s good enough for the richest man in the world, it’s definitely good enough for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the next Bezos bros success story!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, emotional turmoil, exclusion, Facebook drama, family dynamics, family photos, father in-law, Fiance, hurt feelings, inclusion, Minecraft, misunderstandings, private vows, relationships, Respect, Server, social media, Wedding, wedding day, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	6331
Players Killed by Monsters:	5200	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your father-in-law’s new fiancé shows up out of nowhere demanding to be included in your virtual wedding photos. But wait, there’s more! She starts causing chaos on the server, posting passive-aggressive messages for all to see, and even gets your in-game father-in-law to unfriend you! Can you survive the drama and come out on top?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where every block you break comes with a side of scandal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

WeddingDressWarsMC

Apology, autistic, black tie, Communication, dark blue dress, dress code, family conflict, fashion, formal wear, misunderstanding, reception, sarcasm, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, social event, special occasion, wedding attire, wedding dress, WeddingDressWarsMC, white dress

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Villages Defended:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring wedding dresses that you’ll only wear once? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and wear your “wedding dress” anytime you want!

Our server is perfect for those who want to break tradition and wear whatever dress they please, even if it’s dark blue and has been worn to multiple events. No judgment here, just fun and freedom to express yourself!

Join now and experience the thrill of wearing your “wedding dress” to every occasion, just like one player who wore hers to her sister’s wedding. The drama that ensued was epic, with misunderstandings, shouting, and awkward moments galore. But hey, at least no one else noticed what dress she was wearing, right?

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure on a Minecraft server where anything goes, join us today! Who knows what crazy fashion choices and misunderstandings await you!

GrassBlockGalore

Blessings, common occurrence, commonplace, Daily Life, everyday, everyday moments, Experience, familiarity, GrassBlockGalore, Gratitude, habitual, mundane, normalcy, ordinary, Overlooked, regular, Routine, simple pleasures, take for granted, unappreciated, usual

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a piece of chocolate cake! Yes, you read that right – delicious, moist chocolate cake just waiting for you to devour. But be careful, because if you eat too much cake, your character might get a little…plump.

Not only that, but on this server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing llamas appears out of nowhere to serenade you with their angelic voices. And if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, they will follow you around and spit confetti at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! The sky on this server is always filled with flying pigs, who drop golden apples wherever they go. And if you manage to catch one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical pig fairy who lives in the clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most delicious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

40 rockets, airstrikes, Attack, Border dispute, Conflict, escalation, FIRED, hezbollah, international news, Israeli border, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch 40 rockets into northern israel from lebanon every hour for some wild pvp action! build your base, defend against the rockets, and conquer the land like a true warrior! plus, if you survive the chaos, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes! what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CraftyCommiesWarzone

citizenship, combat deployment, Conflict, conscription, CraftyCommiesWarzone, drafted, eastern europe, foreign policy, government response, international relations, Military Action, military recruitment, military service, naturalized, official statement, political tensions, Russian army, Russian citizens, security concerns, Ukrainian conflict, war in Ukraine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

ToiletToucheCraft

bathroom design, bathroom etiquette, cleanliness, cultural norms, genital contact, Human Behavior, hygiene, involuntary touch, Language, male anatomy, men’s restroom, personal space, public facilities, public toilet, restroom habits, sanitation, social norms, specific name, toilet bowl, ToiletToucheCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret hidden treasure chest in every single public toilet bowl on the server! And get this, the exact spot where dudes touch their junk on the toilet bowl has magical powers that give you super strength in the game! Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and toilet bowl treasure hunts!

Complexity Origins SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions raiding, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Complexity Origins SMP, A Modded Minecraft (running fabric) smp with origins, factions, claims, server side anticheat and anti x-ray. mods listed in discord server.

complexityorigins.ddns.net

Ectoria

Biomes, Economy, Ectoria, Minecraft, new season, PvP, Server, Structures, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Villages Defended:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Join the new season of the Ectoria server, discover an unimaginable world with more than 70 new biomes, revisited structures.

91.197.6.31:25692

Just Some More Pineapples – a vanilla SMP server with a pinch of salt! 1.21 is the seasoning 😉

Age 18+, Community, Discord, Fabric, forever.., Friends, Join, Jux2, long term, Message, Minecraft, Mods, No Reset, Optimize, Performance, Pinch, Pineapples, player tag, progress, Projects, salt, Seasoning, Server, smp, tight-knit, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	JSMP
Owner	Juju
Age Requirement	18+
Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	No-Reset Server
Community Focus	Long term players, building a tight-knit community

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please message Juju on Discord with the player tag “Jux2”. Juju will guide you through the process of joining.

2. What mods are installed on the server?

The server runs on Fabric 1.21 with mods designed to optimize and improve performance. Specific mod details can be provided by Juju upon request.

3. Will my progress be reset on this server?

No, this is a No-Reset Server, which means that your work and progress on your projects will stay forever.

4. What is the age requirement to join?

Players aged 18 or over are welcome to join the JSMP community.

5. How can I make friends on the server?

Building a tight-knit community with long-term players is the focus of JSMP. Interact with other players, participate in community events, and join Discord channels to connect with others.