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LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Votes:	6645
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2594	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	577
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, Bans, family, fertility, International, italy, law, Legal, Medical, Minecraft, parenting, PastaCraft, people, Planning, Procedures, reproductive, restrictions, RIGHTS, Seek, Server, surrogacy, travel, Travelling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

Citizens, Civil unrest, Conspiracy, destabilization, Espionage, foreign influence, investigation, law enforcement, misfits, Moldovan, Moldovan police, political manipulation, programme, Propaganda, RIOTCRAFT, Riots, russia, SECURITY, staged, Training, Uncovered, undercover operation, Unrest

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Animals Bred:	189

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

#covert operations, Analysts, CANCELLED, CHANGE, cia, Classified, cover story, crazy reasons, creeper, Deception, Espionage, family, government agency, holiday plans, intelligence, Invasion, last minute, made up, MI5, secret mission, SECURITY, top secret, undercover, vacation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

aggression, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal psychology, behavioral ecology, conflict de-escalation, Distract, distraction tactics, Escape, escape strategies, Females, gender dynamics, male mice, mating behavior, Mouse, mouse behavior, predator-prey dynamics, research findings, Server, social hierarchy, social interactions, Survival Tactics, territorial disputes, wildlife observation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	9885	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

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Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

Adventure, aliens, Automate, BUILD, Chaos, Clockwork, Community, Create, Discord, Explore, Fun, Gaming, industrialize, invite, Join, Link, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Pirates, Play, sail, Server, smp, Stars, Survival, Unique, wail, Warships

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	4170
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

advice, Appearance, beauty, Confidence, Cosmetics, criticism, critique, face, fashion, Feedback, Grooming, judgment, looks like shit, makeup, Minecraft, opinion, orange, personal care, PIXEL, Poo, self esteem, Server, skincare, Style

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ores Mined:	3819	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.