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  • NoCanDoCraft

    NoCanDoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

    He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

    Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

    We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

    But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyTruth Minecraft SMP

    BlockyTruth Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to enter a Minecraft world where the blocks talk back? Where the creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Welcome to the craziest SMP server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the truth about this server is so wild, so wacky, that your mind might just explode like a TNT block. Only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the chaos that awaits in this twisted Minecraft realm.

    But hey, if you’re up for a challenge and ready to laugh until your sides hurt, then come on in and join the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless in this mind-bending, reality-defying Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can handle the truth of MS Block! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

    The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

    Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

    He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

    And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

    BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

    CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old entertainers? Well, look no further because our server has the one and only Diamond Dave, the most legendary entertainer in all of Minecraft!

    Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.

    So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BG3 Haters Eat L’s Minecraft Server

    BG3 Haters Eat L’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by BG3 haters in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, BG3 haters are banned for life! That’s right, no more taking L’s from those pesky haters. Join us and dominate the virtual world without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the llama ninjas guide you to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoPoopAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoPoopAllowed Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of random strangers asking to use your bathroom while you’re just trying to go grocery shopping? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to deal with that nonsense! Join us and escape to a world where elderly women can’t barge into your apartment and demand to use your toilet.

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual bathroom and never have to worry about scrubbing stranger shit out of it. Our server offers a safe and sanitary environment for all players, no matter how urgent their bathroom needs may be.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Say goodbye to awkward encounters with pushy old ladies and hello to a Minecraft paradise where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about sharing your toilet with strangers ever again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NieceWatch2021

    NieceWatch2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and baby responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations!

    We promise not to badger you about family vacations or babies, because let’s be real, who needs that kind of stress in a virtual world? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about dropping babies in safe haven drop boxes, here you can drop blocks and create your own virtual paradise. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some crazy adventures together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lessons4All Minecraft SMP

    Lessons4All Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally mined straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no mining straight down” rule to prevent such tragedies. Join us and learn the importance of proper mining techniques while laughing at the ridiculous ways players have met their demise.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join us in epic battles against rival factions and witness the power of an army of clucking warriors.

    So come join us on our server and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the unforgettable moments that can only happen in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring a bucket of water to save yourself from falling into that lava pit).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineNostalgiaCraft

    MineNostalgiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you would spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and epic loot that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro. From building towering castles to battling dragons in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens – are you up for the challenge?

    So if you’re ready to dive back into the world of Minecraft and create memories that will last a lifetime, then join us on our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block Party Craze

    Block Party Craze

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz at sum point we gonna start finding MASSIVE LEGO collections at estate sales. like, imagine u mining in da game and u stumble upon a secret cave full of LEGOS! u can build ur own lego castle in minecraft, how epic is dat? plus, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground lego city on dis server where u can trade legos for diamonds. join now and be part of da lego madness, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersJacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and entertaining gaming videos. He gained a massive following on YouTube for his humor, charisma, and unique commentary style. Jacksepticeye’s channel has over 27 million subscribers and he has become one of the most well-known and influential content creators in the online gaming community. In addition to his successful YouTube career, he has also dabbled in acting and voice acting, as well as charity work.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • XenoSMP

    XenoSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those rp smp servers, or servers with toggle pvp commands? Are you tired of having no influence over the servers future state? I am too. This is why Xeno SMP has been created. This server is perfect if you want a balance between PVP and survival. There will be almost 0 rules against where you can and can’t pvp. You will be able to keep all of your hard earned loot in claims which you can invite your teamates too. With trying to keep this server as vanilla and non pay to win as possible, all max enchants are vanilla. This server also offers a economy /shop system. This allows for players to buy and sell goods, such as spawners, ores, blocks, etc.

    We the owners of the servers have tried many other servers and have found none that offer this balance. Join us to expand, create, and forge a community.

    51.161.93.79

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Aetherium forge

    Aetherium forge

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server offer an spin on vanilla minecraft with plugins that, increase mobs damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, new magic weapons and vehicles, along with much more. The server is also not pay to win however we offer different options to help support the server to keep it running like purchasable ranks and other cosmetics to help stand out from the crowd. Come join the community today at https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW

    So-consumer.joinmc.link

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Reyvadin: Where semi-vanilla means you might still find a rogue chocolate chip in your server

    Reyvadin: Where semi-vanilla means you might still find a rogue chocolate chip in your server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Features
    Towny (A way of land claiming)
    Economy (Custom “stock” market system)
    Custom fishing with textured fishes
    Casino
    Seasons
    Rentable properties
    Dwarfism
    Jump with boats

    FAQs:

    1. How do I join your Minecraft server?

    You can join us at IP: reyvadin.com

    2. What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    The server supports version 1.21.X

    3. Is there a map available for the server?

    Yes, you can view the map at map.reyvadin.com

    4. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

    You can join our Discord server at discord.reyvadin.com

    5. What is the server’s approach to player features?

    We aim to provide a variety of features without forcing them on players, allowing them to choose what they want to use.

    6. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

    Players are expected to follow the server’s code of conduct and respect other players and staff members.

    7. Can I create and manage my own town on the server?

    Yes, you can use the Towny feature to claim land and build your own town.

    8. How does the custom economy system work on the server?

    The server has a custom “stock” market system where players can buy and sell items at fluctuating prices.

    9. What unique features does the server offer?

    In addition to Towny and the custom economy, the server also has custom fishing with textured fishes, a casino, rentable properties, Dwarfism, and other ease of life additions.

    10. How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

    You can reach out to the server staff through Discord or in-game messages to report any problems or concerns.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Witches Poisoning Me Minecraft Server

    Witches Poisoning Me Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have witches who will poison you to give you a boost! That’s right, forget about boring old potions, our witches will give you that extra kick you need to dominate the game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft universe.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures and rare resources. Just make sure you don’t chicken out when you come face to face with this feathered phantom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for a witches poisoning me to give me a boost kind of day!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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