can’t – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoCanDoCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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BlockyTruth Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to enter a Minecraft world where the blocks talk back? Where the creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Welcome to the craziest SMP server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the truth about this server is so wild, so wacky, that your mind might just explode like a TNT block. Only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the chaos that awaits in this twisted Minecraft realm.

But hey, if you’re up for a challenge and ready to laugh until your sides hurt, then come on in and join the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless in this mind-bending, reality-defying Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can handle the truth of MS Block! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

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BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

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CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old entertainers? Well, look no further because our server has the one and only Diamond Dave, the most legendary entertainer in all of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.

So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!

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BG3 Haters Eat L’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by BG3 haters in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, BG3 haters are banned for life! That’s right, no more taking L’s from those pesky haters. Join us and dominate the virtual world without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the llama ninjas guide you to victory!

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Extronus Factions

Factions

Extronus returns, better than ever! Classic Season 2 runs from September 10 till December 5. Check it out today!

pvp.extronus.net

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Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

games.craftplay.de

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REDspin MC

PvE, Survival

RSMC is now a cooperative community server. We pool our resources and come together to build massive and elaborate structures for the whole server to use. You can see screenshots at http://redsp.in/redspin-screenshots/

Get whitelisted using the application form at http://rsmc.tk

mc.RedSpin.net

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Supreme Minecraft

Really Good Server Owner:Rulerish You Can Semi-Raid TNT Is Allowed But The Blocks Will Be Fixed There Is Epic Boss’s U Can Kill Them For Their Loot Get Epic Items! Do Quests For Exp Items And Money Theres 17 Ranks! Theres Many Events Theres Free V.I.P For 7 Days

198.20.109.60

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NavalBattlezone.com

Factions, PvP, Survival

NavalBattleZone is one of the most unique servers out there. We’re a Craftbukkit Minecraft server modded to emulate WW1 and WW2 naval warfare. Custom build your own ship, tanks, airplanes, helicopters and battle with them on the open sea, air, and more. YES THE VEHICLES MOVE AND HAVE WEAPONS. There is a Rank system to earn promotions to be able to build larger ship plots. Earn money rewards based on your rank and by sinking other players and automated merchants. Participate in moderated objective based battles. Use Factions to build your own team and base.

NavalBattlezone.com:8080

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NamelessMCGaming

Do you like pvp? mcmmo? factions? tnt run? Chances for staff daily? If u said yes to any of these join namelessmcgaming! We have a small staff and are looking to grow! We have fun mini games like the community favorite TNTRun! Want staff? Complete one of these tasks: A .gif banner stating our minigames, ip etc. join server and ask for details. Build an AMAZING never before seen spawn. Dont wait join now! BTW: The video is fake 🙂

198.143.156.76

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Axemania

A server that me and my friends made. There are many ranks and want to become a very huge server. Please help by join our server and if you like it maybe giving a donation to get a 24/7 server! We could use as much people as possible. And maybe give a suggestion, which is located at spawn! Server ip will change soon so beware of ip change. If you can connect go to pmc and look up axemania and i should update it right away

198.24.184.204

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Divranranded

What we have on offer:

– A beautiful spawn world – Own plugins – A GS world – Events – Mobarenen – A nice team – Vip Rank – Jobs

78.143.4.31

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The Minecraft Server Network

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Looking for a new server to call home? Look no further. The Minecraft Server is powered by a 24/7 dedicated server and a friendly community of players. We also have redundant 1Gbps internet connections.

We do not tolerate griefing, and anyone who somehow manages to make it past our anti-griefing measures will be permanently and possibly even globally banned. We update our plugins regularly, which include McMMO, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, Logblock, and many more.

mc.tms.xyz

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Obsidian Edge

Economy, Survival, Towny

A community focused Bukkit server running many plugins including Towny Advanced, NoCheatPlus and McMMO. Includes limited PVP inside of arena areas. The players and staff sometimes pull together to create fun events.

play.oe-mc.net

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