can’t – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoCanDoCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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BlockyTruth Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to enter a Minecraft world where the blocks talk back? Where the creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Welcome to the craziest SMP server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the truth about this server is so wild, so wacky, that your mind might just explode like a TNT block. Only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the chaos that awaits in this twisted Minecraft realm.

But hey, if you’re up for a challenge and ready to laugh until your sides hurt, then come on in and join the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless in this mind-bending, reality-defying Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can handle the truth of MS Block! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

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BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

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CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old entertainers? Well, look no further because our server has the one and only Diamond Dave, the most legendary entertainer in all of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.

So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!

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BG3 Haters Eat L’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by BG3 haters in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, BG3 haters are banned for life! That’s right, no more taking L’s from those pesky haters. Join us and dominate the virtual world without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the llama ninjas guide you to victory!

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Fruit mc

Survival

We are a Java and bedrock server

ip play.Fruitmc.art

port 25614

Play.Fruitmc.art

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ZeeDeeWorld ❚Unusual worlds❚ Survival❚ Minecraft server

Clean server with updated generation and new buildings! Balanced survival and a developed economy await you; each player has the opportunity to receive donated privileges for in-game currency! We are waiting exactly for you!

zeedee.mcmem.ru

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Conditorem

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Conditorem is a whitelisted Minecraft survival server with the intention of forming a friendly community built upon trust and honesty. The idea is that server’s world will never wipe, meaning if you leave due to life reasons, or if you just want to take a break, your stuff will still be there upon your return. The server is community driven and encourages people to work together on larger builds such as a nether network or large-scale farms. We do however appreciate that not everyone likes to do that, so lone wolves are also acceptable.

We currently have a community of roughly 20 active players, all from various parts of the world. We plan on continuously growing to keep the community alive and thriving, whilst also maintaining the core values of the server mission, to create a safe place for everyone.

If you are interested in becoming a member of our great community, please join our discord and introduce yourself in the #whitelist-channel.

Discord: https://discord.gg/xumMEnCf3b Dynamic Map: http://map.conditorem.net/

We hope you’ll join us on our adventures 🙂

play.conditorem.net

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Luminosity

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New minecraft survival server! Mcmmo, survival, PVP, Jobs, warps and alot more! My first ever server come check it! Come hangout and help me test everything, a lot and i mean a lot of upgrades to come in the future! Open to all sorts of ideas so just drop them in chat and let me know!

135.148.50.86

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The best boxing pvp server come to us! Minecraft server is fun here

AeroBox This is a server where you don’t have to pay to enjoy the gameHere everyone is equal and donation is not important, whether you have aero or share, come join us and have fun!

aerobox.qwse.fun

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Union SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Union SMP is a friendly community-smp, with a focus on bringing good memories and fun experiences. Join anytime using the provided ip, and don’t forget to join our discord server 😀

UnionSMP.net

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Red life network

Economy, Gangs, PvP, Spigot, Survival

≻ A Minecraft server from Romania, we are waiting for you!

≻ Discord: https://redlife.ro/discord≻ Store: https://store.redlife.ro

≻ server sections are: Survival

mc.redlife.ro

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MCZone | Minecraft server comfort zone

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

The best game server for Survival, with Anarchy and SkyWars in Minecraft PE. We have everything you could ever imagine. Join us

go.mc-zone.ru:19140

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ASE Official Server

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ASE Official is the first minecraft server made by an university from Romania. You can find there a lot of cool things like : – Survival – NPC Shops – Daily bonuses – Events Join us now!

152.228.159.202

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Moneycorp

Crates, Economy, Fishing, Player Ranks, Player Shops, Survival

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IP : MONEYCORP.FUN

ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ : 1.19.2

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Discord : https://discord.gg/zVgp8Qux23

moneycorp.fun:25589

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