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  • TasteTestGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

    TasteTestGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 4754
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to taste anything bad again! Our server is filled with magical food that will make your taste buds explode with joy. Rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples taste like a mix between cotton candy and unicorn tears. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident chef, who once cooked a steak so delicious that it made a creeper cry tears of joy.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal will cross your path next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized and your mind blown by the absurdity that awaits you. Who needs reality when you can have a taste of our insane world?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SunkSubs Minecraft Server

    SunkSubs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 2479
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magic Items Found: 3152
    Dimension Hops: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

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    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is out here sinking russian submarines like it’s no big deal 😂😂😂 we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and the wildest community you’ll ever meet. who needs boring old factions when you can be part of a server where anything can happen, even international incidents 😜 join us now and be part of the chaos! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness 🚀🔥🤪

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBomberDroneFun

    CraftyBomberDroneFun
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8450
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6332

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! We got a Minecraft server so lit, even Ukraine is fitting guided weapons to its heavy bomber drones just to try and take us down! That’s right, our server is so epic, even countries are getting involved. Join us for the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, build your own fortress and defend it against drone attacks. Who needs regular PvP when you can have drone warfare in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Ukraine who the real Minecraft champions are!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KindaSuspicious but Mostly Legit SMP Server – Come Join Us!

    KindaSuspicious but Mostly Legit SMP Server – Come Join Us!
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4603
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Category Information
    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious
    Established 2018
    Focus Community interaction

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join the server? Apply here and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel on Discord.
    When does Season 12 start? Season 12 starts on August 2nd. Detailed timings can be found in the server information.
    What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious? Reasons include North America hosting, extensive Discord integration, diamond economy, and various events.
    Do you have mini-seasons on the server? Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge larger seasons with custom modpacks.

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  • AdmitCraft Server

    AdmitCraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 323
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Crops Grown: 1588 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Trump rally? Look no further! Our server is like a political debate gone wrong, with players trying to outdo each other in building walls and crafting ridiculous policies. Imagine a world where Trump and Carson team up to take down the DNC with diamond swords and TNT cannons – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. Join us if you’re ready to build, battle, and make Minecraft great again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /ggg/ – Guilty Gear Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /ggg/ – Guilty Gear Gang
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4254
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 263

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

    Join us for our upcoming tournaments where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your building skills. And don’t miss our Arc World Tour 2024 event where you can win insane prizes like diamond blocks and enchanted gear!

    But that’s not all, we also have a Team of 3 feedback survey where you can share your wildest ideas for the server. Want to see flying pigs or exploding creepers? We’ve got you covered!

    And if you’re looking for resources, we have a main wiki with frame data and system mechanics information. Need some tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check out our fighting game glossary for all the strategies you need.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Slayer and May having a dance-off in the town square. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BullyBash Minecraft Server

    BullyBash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 726
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jessica’s fat-shaming messages? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy drama and intense battles – just like the ones between me and Jessica!

    Our server is so lit, even Jessica couldn’t resist sliding into our DMs to start some beef. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like my friend Jenny had mine. She went full savage on Jessica, giving her a taste of her own medicine.

    And just like Henry, our server is full of surprises. You never know who’s gonna come to your defense or start a war. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a high school cafeteria, join us now! And don’t worry, we promise not to fat shame you – unless you’re a chunk of coal, then we might have to roast you a little. 😉

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  • CraftyCareer vs. ArtisticAmbition

    CraftyCareer vs. ArtisticAmbition
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 606
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

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    Hey there gamers!

    So, picture this: you’re mining away in a virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! As you explore further, you come across a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And guess what? They want to trade with you for rare space crystals that can power up your weapons and armor.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such wild and wacky adventures while also building epic structures and making new friends? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreadToBrioche

    BreadToBrioche
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 6546
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Dimension Hops: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Runes Activated: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

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    Imagine a world where dirt blocks are worth more than diamonds and crafting bread is considered a luxury! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we turn poor person food into rich person delicacies faster than you can say “caviar on toast!”

    Join us as we explore the culinary wonders of the Minecraft world, where rotten flesh is the new truffle and spider eyes are the latest superfood craze. Our players have turned humble potatoes into a gourmet dish fit for a king and have even managed to make a feast out of raw fish and seaweed!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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