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Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

RentSplitCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

CraftyUser101

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Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

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Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

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Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

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Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	243	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	7475	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Towns Built:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	6677	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	159653
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dimension Hops:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mines Excavated:	4125	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37

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FAQ