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ShitCraft Minecraft Server – Surviving the Unexpected

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Towns Built:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your neighbor’s pet raccoon? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even George from next door can’t handle it. He tried building a house, but ended up accidentally creating a giant toilet instead. And don’t even get us started on the time he tried to tame a creeper as a pet. Join us for non-stop laughs and chaos as we navigate through the wackiest world of Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs therapy when you have this server? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

PixelPraise Minecraft Server

Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, idol corp general, idolEN E-Sekai, idolEN ENCORE, idolEN Endless, idolEN Genesis, idolES EternalS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, PixelPraise, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Server, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	4083
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Emeralds Found:	6074
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where you can join the wackiest virtual idol group ever! Our members include Kattarina Qutie, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, and Nikki Rei, who can tame creepers with her soothing voice.

But wait, there’s more! Join our E-Sekai division and team up with Juna Unagi, the redstone wizard, Rin Penrose, the parkour master, and Fuyo Cloverfield, who can farm like nobody’s business.

Feeling Endless in your quest for adventure? Join Roca Rourin, the queen of the Nether, Poko Rakun, the Ender Dragon whisperer, Kai Saikota, the potion brewing pro, Momo Otako, the slime rancher, and Coni Confetti, the TNT enthusiast.

And don’t forget about our idolES EternalS division, where you can hang out with Meica05, the mob grinder extraordinaire, Koa Akugaki, the ocean explorer, Ruby Runeheart, the castle builder, Lalabell Lullaby, the animal tamer, and Taiga Toragami, the woodland survival expert.

But wait, there’s an ENCORE! Join Enya Ignis, the lava diver, Shabel Tonya, the music disc collector, and Chikafuji Lisa, the redstone engineer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest idol group in Minecraft history! Plus, we have connections with Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, V&U, VReverie Extended, PixelLink, and V-Dere. It’s a virtual party you won’t want to miss!

JumpRivalz Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest crossover episode of all time! Imagine battling it out with the most epic rival character in Jump history – they’re so tough, even Steve is shaking in his pixelated boots! Join our server and prove that you have what it takes to defeat this legendary foe and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a unicorn made out of diamonds while shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AltHoeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	83
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the wackiest community of gamers this side of the blocky universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for throwing the wildest parties in Minecraft. From llama dance-offs to llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And rumor has it, the llamas are pretty good dancers themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary disco llama in action!

Pixel Academy Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a group of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during epic boss battles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies groove the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	460017
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Potions Brewed:	101	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They were greeted by a group of friendly creepers who offered to show them around and teach them how to build a house out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of emeralds and a pet unicorn to ride around on.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the land of kurva anyátok!

CubeChan Minecraft server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	599405
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432

Welcome to the Kubchan server!

IP: cubechan.aboba.host

Now, in order to play on the server, it is not necessary to join discord.

Our conference: https://discord.gg/wPsUN4AC6X

Official thread: https://2ch.hk/mc/res/591180.html#605246

Apply anonymously to the whitelist (may take longer to consider): https://forms.gle/k14H94msL6cMbzHm7

Basic Rules:

– Do not kill players without mutual agreement

– Do not damage other people’s buildings

– Do not take someone else’s property without asking

– Do not cheat

– Do not build anything that can heavily load the server

– Do not interfere with other players playing peacefully

Punishment in the form of a ban for some time or forever depending on the severity of the crime.

Mail for complaints and suggestions: [email protected]

Or the #reports channel

cubechan.aboba.host

AardvarkMC

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6404	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	799	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

BRAND NEW MAP! Started in 2024, AardvarkMC.org aims to be a sanctuary among servers for balanced survival PvP economy and provide the space for great builders to bring their dreams to life!

play.aardvarkmc.org

HonkaiCraft Server – Star Rail Fun

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you log into our server and suddenly find yourself in a western-themed town called Penacony. But hold on, there’s a twist – the town is being taken over by cowboys with a serious business attitude. Your mission? Help save Penacony from the cowboy invasion and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! We’ve got character banners featuring badass cowboys like Fu Xuan and Pela, as well as new light cone banners that will have you sailing towards a second life. And let’s not forget about our latest addition, Yunli, a 5-star physical destruction expert who will blow your mind (and your enemies) away.

Join our server now and take part in our web event, “The universe! Pew! Pew! The grand challenge!” where you can show off your shooting skills and win epic prizes. Plus, redeemable codes and tons of resources to help you on your journey to become the ultimate cowboy hero.

So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Yeehaw!