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CraftyPanicMC

arrest, Channels.., Communication, Conflict, CraftyPanicMC, international relations, le monde, Media, Messaging, News, Panic, Pavel Durov, Politics, Pro-war, russia, Russian, SECURITY, social media, Technology, Telegram, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Emeralds Found:	6247	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

haha u want a minecraft server that is so lit even the russians are panicking? well come join our server where the drama is crazier than a soap opera! we got pavel durov getting arrested and causing chaos on russian telegram channels, like what even is happening?! join us for the most intense and wild gameplay you’ll ever experience! who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of this madness?! come join us now before the russians take over the server too! #crazyminecraft #russiandrama #paveldurov #joinusnow

TwistedCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, deceived, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, in on it, knowing, Minecraft, Plot, plot twist, real twist, Reveal, Server, shock, Storyline, surprise twist, surprised, thought, Twist, TwistedCraft, unexpected, unexpected twist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew! Our players are experts at keeping secrets and pulling off the most epic surprises. You’ll never know who to trust or what to expect next. It’s like playing in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds. Come join the chaos and see if you can handle the madness!

TrashyFilmFanatic Minecraft SMP

awful movie, bad film, below expectations, boring plot, cinematic letdown, DISAPPOINTING, film enthusiast, lackluster, lost in translation fan, low quality., Minecraft, Movie Critic, not recommended, not worth it, poor script, regret watching, smp, terrible acting, TrashyFilmFanatic, unimpressed, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst movie

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most bananas SMP you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started a dance-off competition to see who can bust the best moves before blowing up.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by deciphering a series of riddles written by a mischievous Enderman with a love for puns. And rumor has it, if you find the treasure, you’ll gain the ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

LeftoverCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Cooking, Dinner, dinner party, Etiquette, Food, Girlfriend, Hosting, LeftoverCraft, leftovers, leftovers etiquette, Meals, Minecraft, misunderstanding, party planning, relationships, roommate, roommate dynamics, Server, sharing, social norms, Waste

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5436	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than Lisa’s cooking!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of roommate relationships and leftover food feuds. Will you be the hero who saves the day by turning old leftovers into a culinary masterpiece? Or will you be the villain who incites the wrath of Dave and Lisa by daring to serve up their uneaten meals at a party?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while carrying a plate of Lisa’s famous lasagna, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up to rule the server.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with betrayal, friendship, and of course, delicious leftovers. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on our server!

CreeperCounselor

Affair, burden of motherhood, Communication Issues, comparing relationships, CreeperCounselor, deleted text messages, domestic labor, emotional affair, emotional connection, emotional relationship, family burden, husband’s affair, Insecurity, long working hours, Marriage, outed affair, pursuing relationship, single lady, true companion, unhappiness, working late

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	151	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your emotional relationship needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of forming emotional connections with your fellow players, just like H did with C. Who needs a stable marriage when you can have a virtual affair with your coworker instead?

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is navigating the complicated relationships between players. Will you choose your spouse or your coworker? Will you delete text messages to hide your secrets? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about responsibilities like trash and yard work, on our server, you can escape all that by immersing yourself in a world of emotional turmoil and questionable decisions.

So come join us on the most scandalous Minecraft server around, where the drama never stops and the virtual affairs are always heating up. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement right here?

BlockyLifeCrisis

BlockyLifeCrisis, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, introspection, Life, life journey, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, positivity, progress, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, well-being

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	4070	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic adventures. Want to ride a polar bear into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of enchanted golden carrots? No problem. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We’ve got you covered.

So say goodbye to your boring real life and say hello to the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Star TrekCraft: The Quest for Diamonds and Villager Trading – Join now for epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans!

Adventures, Arenas, Auctions, Community, Custom Boss Mobs, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Epic, EULA Compliant, family friendly, Jobs, Join, LWC, No Griefing, No Raiding, PvE, PvP, Quest, Ranks, Regular Events, rules, Shenanigans, Staff, star, TOWN, Trading, Treasure Hunts, TrekCraft, unforgettable, villager, Voting, Wilds

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

TrekCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, Chest Shops, Crates, Auctions, Quests, Treasure Hunts, etc.
Events	Weekly events, contests, and competitions hosted by staff.
Community	Friendly and family-friendly atmosphere with helpful staff and players.
Rules	Strict rules against raiding and griefing, with PvP available in designated areas.
Website	https://www.trekcraft.ca

FAQ

1. Is swearing allowed on the server?

No, keeping the chat appropriate for children is required. No swearing or discussion of inappropriate behavior is allowed.

2. Are there rules against griefing or raiding?

Yes, the server has strict rules against griefing and raiding. In the event of grief, the staff will roll it back for you.

3. How can I obtain ranks on the server?

Ranks are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. The server is fully EULA compliant.

4. Can I turn on PvP in the wilds?

PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or participate in arenas.

5. How long has the server been around?

The server has been around for over 9 years, providing a trusted and stable community for players.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, antisemitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, false accusations, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, how can we combat antisemitism, ignorance, intolerance, Jewish community, long tail: why do people spread harmful stereotypes about Jews, Minecraft, Misinformation, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, religious beliefs, religious persecution, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6709	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	132
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of getting side-eyed by Jews for no reason? Join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Our server is so epic, even Moses himself would part the Red Sea just to join in on the fun. Build your own temple, partake in epic battles against zombie pigmen (they’re basically bacon, so it’s kosher, right?), and show those Jews that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

SleepyPrincessSMP – ZzzCraft Edition

adaptation, Anime, anticipation, Character development, comedy, Edition, fairy tale, fan favorite, FANTASY, humor, long awaited, Manga, plot twists, Preference, princess, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, Sleep, sleepy princess, SleepyPrincessSMP, version preference, ZzzCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a fairy tale come to life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Season 2 of our SMP is coming soon and it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! We’ve got new quests, challenges, and surprises that will make your head spin faster than a spider jockey on a roller coaster.

So, which version of the sleepy princess do you prefer? The one who snores like a zombie pigman or the one who sleepwalks into lava pits? Either way, you’ll find plenty of entertainment on our server that will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

PostBreakupMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and mine your way through the pain! Who needs a significant other when you have diamonds waiting to be discovered? Build a castle to keep out all the heartbreak and grief, or create a roller coaster to ride out your emotions. We even have a secret underground love potion brewing station for those looking to get back in the dating game. So come join us and craft your way to a better tomorrow!