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Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cross-dresser, cultural norms, current events, DEFEND, Diversity, freedom of expression, Gender Identity, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAcraft, humor, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAGA, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, Social Issues, transgender rights, weird

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SisterGuardians Minecraft Server

age, AITAH, bil, child, competency, family, gift, guardianship, house size, Housing, Inheritance, mental impact, Minecraft, out of state, parents, Practicality, red flags, rejection, Resources, Server, sister, SisterGuardians, Will

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to unscramble this word jumble? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family drama!

Forget about traditional guardianship plans, on our server, we believe in passing on your Minecraft empire to the most deserving player! Will it be your best friend who always has your back in a zombie apocalypse? Or maybe that random player you met who builds the most epic pixel art? The possibilities are endless!

Just like the debate over who should be the guardian of your child, our server is full of drama and unexpected plot twists. Will you team up with your in-laws to conquer the virtual world, or will you stick with your trusted family members who have your back? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like trying to figure out who should inherit your Minecraft kingdom in the event of a tragic accident. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this Reddit post!

WeddingCraftColorWars

bridesmaids dresses, Budget, Cadbury Purple, compromise, Difficult, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, INPUT, Lurker, reddit post, strop, suit accessories, venue viewings, wedding attire, wedding color scheme, wedding colors, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding planning, WeddingCraftColorWars

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of wedding planning and dive into a world of colorful blocks and endless adventures!

Join us and build your dream wedding venue in Cadbury Purple, because who needs compromise when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips?

Forget about real-life strops and arguments over color schemes, on our server, you can wear Cadbury Purple from head to toe without anyone telling you it doesn’t go with anything!

So come on in, leave the wedding planning woes behind, and let’s build some epic creations together in the most fabulous color of them all – Cadbury Purple!

QuestionTheTruth – Minecraft SMP

breaking free from social conditioning, challenging the status quo, cognitive dissonance, conformity, critical thinking, exploring alternative perspectives, fear of challenging ideas, groupthink, herd mentality, independent thought, intellectual curiosity, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, questioning authority, questioning beliefs, questioning the mainstream narrative, QuestionTheTruth, skepticism, smp, societal norms, taboo topics, unconventional thinking, widely accepted truth

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	179
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Towns Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	6535	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to shake things up!

Join our server and become part of a community where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting to overthrow the players, and rumors of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes (or maybe just make you run really fast, we’re not sure).

So if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and embark on a hilariously chaotic adventure, join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

CraftySuccessFails

achievement, BELIEF, CraftySuccessFails, Dedication, determination, fixed mindset, goals, growth, hard work, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, perseverance, personal development, self help, self improvement, success, success mindset, success misconceptions, success myths, wrong path

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a try. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of their life. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a friendly group of players who welcomed them with open arms. They were given a magical pickaxe that could mine diamonds with just one hit. They built the most magnificent castle that put even the Ender Dragon to shame. And when they defeated the final boss, they were rewarded with a real-life unicorn that they could ride into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players from all corners of the Minecraft universe come to seek it out. Legend has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to find it?

So why waste your time on other servers that offer nothing but empty promises? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server

accident, Baltic, BalticGasBlunder, China, Destruction, diplomatic fallout, energy crisis, environmental impact, gas pipeline, Hong Kong, infrastructure damage, international incident, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, Natural Gas, negligence, political tension, Server, Ship, trade disruption, Transportation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crops Grown:	1383	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

So, like, u know that one time when China was all like oopsie daisies and accidentally blew up a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea with a Hong Kong-flagged ship? Well, turns out that ship was actually on its way to our EPIC Minecraft server and got a little too excited and just had to make a grand entrance! Join our server for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who knows what crazy accidents will happen next?! Don’t miss out on the action, come join us now!

CraftyUkrainianGambit

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianGambit, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gamble, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, strategic counterpunch, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate

Animals, biology, Body, cat, double, Doubling, effect, Feline, healing, health, Natural, Pets, physiology, purr, PurrCraft, Rate, REGEN, Regeneration, research, Science, Slow, UNNOTICED, wellness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Farms Harvested:	762	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

CO2Craft: Ethanol, Acetic, Formic

Acetic, acetic acid, carbon capture and utilization, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, Catalyst, chemical engineering, chemical production, climate change, CO2Craft, environmental impact, ethanol, Formic, formic acid, green chemistry, household chemicals, innovative technology, low cost, recycling, renewable resources, selective conversion, sustainable, tin-based

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where we turn carbon dioxide into HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS like it’s NBD. we got a low-cost, tin-based catalyst that can magically turn CO2 into ETHANOL, ACETIC ACID, and FORMIC ACID. who needs boring old trees when you can have CHEMICALS, amirite? come join us and be a part of the most eco-friendly, chemically insane server out there. let’s get LIT…erally with all these crazy conversions happening. #ChemicalMinecraftMadness

Nostalgia Craft

batihost, Discord, MHc8JZ6XWV, Minecraft, nostalgia craft, Nostalji, Play, Server, Survival, tc

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

1.20.04 Survival Server

SITE: https://nostalji.play.tc IP : nostaljicraft.batihost.net DC : discord.gg/MHc8JZ6XWV

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