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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9888 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!
But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
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