But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!
Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!
So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Pig and claim your riches!
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and come join us on this wacky adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, as long as it’s a Disney character. See you in the magical world of our Minecraft SMP!
| Server Features | No land claim plugins |
|---|---|
| No pay-to-win system | |
| Graves spawn upon death | |
| Friendly community and staff | |
| Planned server events | |
| Bedrock crossplay |
To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you find this hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering valuable quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. And rumor has it that if you befriend one of these llamas, they’ll lead you to a secret village filled with rare loot and enchanted items.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, the journey may be treacherous, but the rewards are worth it. And who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – or even discover the mythical number that comes after a billion!
Join now for a chance to build your own virtual gym and show off your pixelated muscles to all the other players. Who needs a real gym when you can work out your fingers by crafting and building in our epic world?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape the real world and dive into a virtual one where sweat is only caused by intense gaming sessions. Join us now and leave the gym drama behind!
Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story. Build a giant plant monster (like Audrey Two) and feed your ex-boyfriend to it! Who needs closure when you have virtual carnivorous plants, am I right?
Plus, find love and friendship on our server just like I did with the girl playing Chiffon in our virtual production of Little Shop of Horrors. We bonded over Minecraft and now we’re inseparable!
So come on over to our server and remember: They may offer you diamonds and enchanted gear, love and epic builds, but whatever they offer you, DON’T FEED THE PLANTS! 😂🌱💔 #MinecraftDrama #ExBoyfriendRevenge #VirtualLoveStory
