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MineTimeMachine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Votes:	9926
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6996
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Zombie Dances:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mines Excavated:	4156	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ores Mined:	2098	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	513	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!