Canal 13 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bad Timing Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7823	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	1765	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of always having bad timing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, bad timing is actually GOOD timing! That’s right, every time you think you’ve messed up, it’s actually just setting you up for an epic comeback story. Join us and embrace the chaos as you navigate through hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, on this server, bad timing is the best timing!

> tfw found good game but it’s dead/dying… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, lifeless servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is anything but dead or dying! In fact, our server is so alive and thriving that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide in excitement.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking cow who gives out questionable advice to a villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover its treasures?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Rhino SMP

#exciting, BUILD, Community, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Immersive, Minecraft, Plugins, Rhino SMP, Server, Survival, Trade, Unique, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Towns Built:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to Rhino SMP! Join our thriving economy-driven community, where you can build, explore, and trade your way to success. Our server features state-of-the-art plugins, ensuring a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Come and be a part of our dynamic and exciting world

play.rhinosmp.com

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRL1.SKYBARS.ME

Splintercel Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Spears Created:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of being a regular Minecraft player? Do you dream of being a super sneaky, top-secret agent like Splintercel? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can live out your wildest spy fantasies! Sneak around like a ninja, gather intel on other players, and complete top-secret missions to become the ultimate Splintercel in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who battle it out in epic llama jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty llama into battle, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and prove your worth in the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with rare and valuable items that only the most cunning and daring players can uncover. Will you be the one to discover the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, or will you be left empty-handed and humiliated?

Join us on our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who needs to be a regular player when you can be a Splintercel llama-riding treasure hunter extraordinaire? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7889
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where conservatives-rw’ers are the rulers and authority figures, and questioning them is not allowed!

But that’s not all, we also have a pro-corporation, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, and pro-Jewish agenda that will keep you on your toes and constantly questioning your beliefs. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and controversial?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with power struggles, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what will happen next on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Nebuland | ATM9 TTS

Skyblock, Skyblock Modpack Resources Challenges Islands Adventure Automation Empire Skies Void Mods Limited Community Events Prizes Achievements Protection Management Crafting Skills

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Ready to conquer the skies and build your empire in the void? Join our Skyblock server with the All the Mods 9 To the Sky (ATM9 TTS) modpack and live a unique Minecraft experience! With incredible mods, limited resources, and unparalleled challenges, you’ll have everything you need to create, automate, and expand your floating islands.

Server Features:

ATM9 TTS Modpack – More than 300 mods designed for an unmatched Skyblock experience. 24/7 Server – Always available for you to advance your adventure whenever you want. Collaborative Community – Share strategies, help and fun with other players. Exclusive events and challenges – Enter to win prizes and show off your achievements. Land Protection and Management System – Use FTB Chunks to protect and manage your island. Visit us in our official store: https://nebuland-atm9tts.craftingstore.net/

Don’t wait any longer! Join the best ATM9 TTS server and push your skills to the limit while having fun. We are waiting for you!

104.128.49.50:25580

Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!

SMP – Bag of Blocks #6957

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firepower Exercise, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, shorts, Side Content, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	529

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziest adventures! Join us for outrageous reasons like finding diamonds in the shape of a unicorn or battling creepers with laser swords!

Our server is filled with insane stories like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava (true story, we swear). And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that happen every day, like when a group of players took on the Ender Dragon armed only with wooden pickaxes and won!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing zombies, it’s all here waiting for you to discover!

FlowSurvival

BUILD, Choose Your Job, Earn, Economy, Events, Explore, friendly community, Fun, Giveaways, Grief Protection, Jobs, play now., rank up, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	7857
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

mc.flowsurvival.org