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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6197 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.
So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?
Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!
