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Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8630	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mines Excavated:	1736	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	271

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	571	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mines Excavated:	2451
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	35
Crops Grown:	9811	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Towns Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?