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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	378	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3426	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Farms Harvested:	804	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Potions Brewed:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!