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ScarCraftGF

body image, Communication, emotional baggage, emotional scars, Intimacy, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, relationship boundaries, respecting boundaries, ScarCraftGF, Scars, self disclosure, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Trauma, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2725
Ores Mined:	8132	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and craziness! Just like this guy’s GF obsessing over his scars, we’ll obsess over making you laugh until you cry. With over 30 hilarious jokes and puns waiting for you, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret joining the madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

TeenageCraft: Wild & Wacky!

Adrenaline Rush, adventurous, crazy stunts, daring escapades, mischievous behavior, Rebellion, reckless behavior, risky behavior, rule breaking, teenage antics, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, TeenageCraft, teenager, thrill-seeking, Wacky, Wild, wild adventures, wild memories, youthful indiscretions, youthful rebellion

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I joined as a teenager! It was like a virtual playground of chaos and shenanigans. I once built a giant statue of a llama riding a pig into battle, just because I could. And don’t even get me started on the time I convinced everyone to have a dance party in the Nether realm – it was lit, literally!

But the best part was the secret underground roller coaster that led to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. I felt like a Minecraft pirate on a quest for riches, except with way more explosions and lava pits.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your teenage years, then you’ve gotta join this one. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and memories you’ll make – just be prepared for the unexpected!

PlasticCraft: Biodegrade in 7 Days!

Bacteria, biodegradable plastic, biodegradable solution, biodegradable technology, Biodegrade, Days, eco-friendly plastic, environmental conservation, environmental innovation., enzyme, green technology, innovative materials, living plastic, PCL, plastic alternatives, plastic degradation, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Sustainable development, sustainable materials, sustainable plastic

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Votes:	8109
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got living plastic blocks that biodegrade like magic! imagine building a sick castle out of plastic blocks and then BAM! they start breaking down into nothingness like a disappearing act at a magic show. it’s like having a built-in clean-up crew for all your building projects. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness plastic coming to life and then disappearing in a matter of days? it’s like a real-life science experiment right in your minecraft world. so come on over and experience the wonder of living plastic blocks for yourself!

Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

activities, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Fun, GSit, java, Join, Mature, Minecraft, regret, Server, Sheep, smp, Vanilla, Verdatus, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	4724
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.

PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	547
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	8062
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Animals Bred:	55
Buildings Constructed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!