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OopsCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus and screamed so loud that your neighbors thought you were being attacked by a pack of wild llamas? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those embarrassing moments in a virtual world where anything is possible!

Join us for a chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off! With our wacky community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just end up accidentally turning your best friend into a block of cheese…but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BombingBlocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

so, like, u know how olympians r supposed to be all about sportsmanship and unity and stuff? well, not this palestinian olympian! he showed up to the opening ceremony wearing a shirt with planes bombing children on it! like, what the heck, dude? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can wear whatever crazy shirts u want! we don’t judge here, we just build insane structures and have a blast! come join us for some epic adventures and maybe wear a shirt with unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts or something, who knows! just come hang out and have a good time, we promise it’ll be a blast!

MineCraftTaxHavens

#sustainability, Brazil, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change mitigation, climate crisis, economic inequality, environmental activism, environmental justice, environmental policy, global super-rich, government policy, income inequality, MineCraftTaxHavens, Morally, progressive taxation, radical plan, social justice, Tax, wealth redistribution

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Animals Bred:	116
Towns Built:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	638
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

so like, u know how the world is all like, burning and stuff? well, our server has this radical plan to save the planet – by taxing all the global super-rich players! like, they have all the diamonds and emeralds anyway, so why not use them to save the environment, right?

join our server and be part of the revolution! help us fight against climate change while building epic castles and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s making a real difference in the world?

so come on, join us and be a hero! save the planet, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, you definitely want to be a part of that action. trust us, it’s gonna be epic.

1.21 Glorp RPG: Where creepers cry when they see your diamond sword

Bosses, Brewery X Plugin, combat features, Craftable Gear, CREEPERS, cry, Custom Enchants, Custom Resources, Diamond, Economy, Economy Overhaul, elite mobs, Extra Furniture, Factions, glorp, Glorp RPG, Interactive Spawn Area, Lottery System, Pets, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, sword

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchantments Applied:	158
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

🎇 Glorp RPG 🎇
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IP: glorprpg.pl
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/yTFtVD7kA9
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About Us:

Welcome to Glorp RPG, a server where community and adventure come together! Whether you’re looking to build a thriving town, conquer challenging bosses, or master unique skills, Glorp RPG offers something for everyone. Join our active and friendly community today!

At Glorp RPG, development is an ongoing process. Our dedicated staff team is always working on updates and new features. By joining our Discord, you’ll stay up-to-date with multiple weekly updates and a thorough suggestions system where players can propose and discuss new features or changes.

Main Features:

Economy Overhaul: We’ve revamped our economy from the ground up, offering a balanced and engaging system with improved currency management and exciting new ways to earn and spend your in-game money.

What’s Next?

We’re not stopping here! We’re planning to add even more features after launch and will soon release a detailed roadmap.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Glorp RPG?	A: You can join our server by connecting to glorprpg.pl in Minecraft.
Q: Can I suggest new features for the server?	A: Yes, we have a suggestions system on our Discord where players can propose and discuss new features or changes.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6697	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. True story, bro. And that’s not all! Our server is protected by the power of God himself. That’s right, you’ll never be alone because God will be by your side, fighting off zombies and building epic structures with you. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most divine Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! 🙌🏼🔥🐰 #BlessedMinecraftLife

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8726
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you can join our epic Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign! That’s right, just by playing on our server, you can win exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming meetups, like the Tural Thread Throwdown where we will settle once and for all who the true master of threads is. Or how about the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of the Wolves’ Den Pier. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let the fun begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items due to griefers or accidental explosions caused by overzealous players)

GFsugarDaddyHouseNoThanks

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without worrying about sugar daddy websites or OnlyFans accounts.

On our server, you can explore new lands, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the stress of real-life relationship drama. Who needs a sugar daddy when you can mine for diamonds and gold in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Well, where else can you escape from the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our friendly community of players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And remember, on our server, the only sugar daddy you need is the one made of pixels!

ScentCraft SMP: SeductiveSmells

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	4767
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Have you ever been wandering through the forests of our Minecraft SMP and suddenly caught a whiff of freshly baked cake? That’s right, our server is known for its tantalizing scents that will have you drooling in no time. Join us and experience the most seducing smells you’ve ever felt, from sizzling bacon to enchanting potions brewing in our magical cauldrons. Who needs perfume when you have the aromatic wonders of our Minecraft world? Come join us and let your nose be tantalized like never before!

CraftyCompanions

Caring, Compassionate, CraftyCompanions, dependable, Empathetic, friendship, Fun, genuine, good listener, Honest, KIND, long-term relationships, Loyal, nonjudgmental, Qualities, Reliable, respectful, supportive, trustworthy, Understanding, Value

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mines Excavated:	2706	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crops Grown:	2858	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and tell jokes that will make you laugh so hard your character might just fall off a cliff.

Our server is the perfect place to find friends who will go on epic quests with you to find the mythical “Golden Notch” (a rare block that grants wishes), have dance parties with creepers, and even have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies for you.

So come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MaliMayhemCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a wagner PMC mercenary and fight off crazy ambushes in mali!!! dozens killed but u can survive and be a legend in dis virtual world!!! build ur own base, craft epic weapons, and take down ur enemies in epic battles!!! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like real life but in blocky form!!! let’s goooooo!!!