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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4528 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9236 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!