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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1111 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
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