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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7571 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
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