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Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

What is the IP for Clix Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5531
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Votes:	7398
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Votes:	3806	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchantments Applied:	230
Dragon Eggs Found:	7534	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8090
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!