calm jazz – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Pandemic Escape

blocky, community spread, coronavirus, Covid-19, economic repercussions, Escape, global health crisis, healthcare system, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health challenges, new normal, pandemic, post-pandemic, public health emergency, quarantine fatigue, remote work, social distancing, societal impact, travel restrictions, vaccination efforts, vaccine distribution

haha remember when covid-19 was like sooo 5 years ago? well guess what, this server is like a time machine to a world where covid is just a distant memory. we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. join us for a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and ridiculousness. why join? because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples? come on, you know you want to.

Server IP: timeMachine.Laughingstock.com

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CommunityCraft

CommunityCraft, Cooperative Survival, CoreProtect plugin, Creative world server, hard difficulty, Honesty, Inspect command, no cheating, No Griefing, no land claims, no paid ranks, No Stealing, Player led economy, Proximity Simple Voice Chat, Semi Vanilla, Trust

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Java & Bedrock IP:	play.communitycraft.online
Discord:	https://discord.gg/CommunityCraft
BlueMap:	http://bluemap.communitycraft.online

CommunityCraft SMP is a community-driven server where players can enjoy cooperative survival in a challenging environment. With multiple owners, the server is managed collaboratively to create a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What kind of server is this?	1.21.4 / Cooperative Survival / Hard Difficulty Java & Bedrock compatibility Proximity Simple Voice Chat Player-led economy NO paid ranks or pay-to-win features No cheating, stealing, or griefing
How do I join?	Join our Discord, submit a brief application, and start playing on the server!

Condom Quest 1.21.2

1.21.2, CONDOM, Curiosity, ejaculation, ejaculation volume, fertility, orgasm, Quest, reproductive health, safe sex, semen analysis, sexual activity, sexual awareness, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual hygiene, sexual norms, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster made of cheese!

Explore our world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch it soar into the sky like a majestic potato!

Join our community of players who are just as crazy as you are – trust me, you’ll fit right in!

So what are you waiting for? Come on down and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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TowelTerrorMC

acknowledge, Admit, bleached spots, Carpet, cousin, Dance, FIX, mean, Overlook, Peroxide, pillowcases, pissed, Proactive, Replacement, research, towels, TowelTerrorMC, white towels, wrong

🤣🌟🎮 Join our EPIC Minecraft server where the towels are bleached, the carpet is a canvas, and the pillowcases are white as snow! 😂🚿🛏️

🌈🦄 Dive into a world where Proactive is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction, leaving a trail of bleach spots in its wake! 💥🔥

🤪🏰 Explore our server and witness the chaos firsthand as cousins battle it out over ruined towels and carpet stains! 🤼‍♂️🤯

🎉🎮 Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem of a family feud fueled by skincare products! 🤣🔥

🚀🎮 IP: bleachytowels.aternos.me 🎮🚀

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CraftyComradeZelenskyy

AMERICANS, collusion, Corruption, CraftyComradeZelenskyy, Democracy, election interference, foreign relations, Impeachment, investigation, Meeting, national security, office, Oust, Politics, Russian asset, scandal, Traitor, trump, Ukraine, Whistleblower, zelenskyy

Are you tired of dealing with political drama and corruption in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your own virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Russian influence in the gaming world. We’re fighting the good fight, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that Zelenskyy himself is a secret admin on our server, pulling the strings behind the scenes.

So come join us and help us take down Trump the Russian asset in the most epic way possible – by building giant statues of Zelenskyy and organizing virtual protests in the town square. It’s time to show the world that even in Minecraft, justice will prevail!

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ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, emotions, Europe, foreign affairs, government meetings, headlines, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, News, Politics, reaction, Server, shock, Tears, Tension, trump, Ukraine, world events, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

OMG u guys, u HAVE to join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. It’s like, so lit, you’ll be crying tears of joy and shock just like after that Zelensky-Trump meeting.

I heard that on this server, Zelensky and Trump actually play Minecraft together and build giant walls to keep out creepers and zombies. It’s like, the most epic showdown ever, you won’t believe your eyes.

And get this, the server IP is like, totally insane: zelenskytrumpshowdown.aternos.me. Like, what even is that? But who cares, just join and witness the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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CraftyTrudeauSupportsUkraine

Allies, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrudeauSupportsUkraine, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Meeting, Politics, solidarity, Support, support for Ukraine, Tension, trudeau, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trudeau fighting zombies and creepers in support of ukraine after a wild meeting with trump and zelenskyy! watch as trudeau builds a giant igloo to protect the villagers from the evil mobs, all while cracking jokes and making pancakes for everyone! join now for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle and explore the snowy lands with your friends! IP: trudeausnowadventures.aternos.me

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What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He rose to fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite gameplay videos, amassing millions of subscribers on YouTube. SSundee is known for his energetic commentary, comedic style, and skillful gameplay. He continues to create content and engage with his dedicated fan base across various platforms.

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BiL’s Blind Date Booted

46 year old man, Behavior, bil, BILs, Blind, Booted, date, DISRESPECTFUL, excessive drinking, frat boy, guest room, kicked out, parents, party boy, safety issue, storm in, teenager, Visit, WIBTA, WOMAN

🤣🎉🔥 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a comedy show! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures and the most outrageous stories in the Minecraft universe!

🍻🎉🎮 Picture this: your long-lost frat boy uncle shows up at your door, partying like there’s no tomorrow. He’s causing chaos, leaving doors open, and bringing random people home for some late-night shenanigans. And guess what? You’re right in the middle of it all! Can you handle the madness? Can you survive the insanity? Join our server and find out!

🚪🔥💃 But wait, there’s more! Imagine storming into the guest room, ready to kick out the unexpected guest, only to find them… playing Minecraft together! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even unexpected guests end up joining the fun! Who needs sleepovers when you have Minecraft parties, am I right?

🤪🎮🤣 So, if you’re ready for a wild ride, if you’re up for some unexpected twists and turns, if you want to experience the most chaotic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at $fratboyuncle.aternos.me$ and let the madness begin! See you in the game, party animals! 🎉🔥🤣

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Song4MyFinalMCSMP

Song4MyFinalMCSMP

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, like how crazy is that?! And our diamond armor is made from unicorn farts, so you know it’s super OP.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t ask how that works, just go with it). And our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you have to fight on top of while dodging flying creepers. It’s like a real-life version of that one dream you had after eating too much cheese before bed.

So come join us and listen to the sweet sounds of Justin Bieber’s “Baby” as you battle it out with your fellow players. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me. And hey, if you die, at least you’ll go out with a bang (literally, because of all the TNT we have lying around). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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