🔥#callingallpoltards Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

VexMC: Where the only thing harder than surviving is trying to read our server title!

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Vexmc Minecraft Server

Overview
Join Vexmc, a chill server with 6 players online daily. This is a no PvP, no stealing server with only a few plugins to prevent lag. The server is whitelist, so players need to apply, but moderators are quick to accept. New players are welcome and there is a plugin (CoreProtect) to roll back grief and stealing.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Vexmc?	To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist. Moderators are quick to accept new players.
What are the server rules?	The server is no PvP, no stealing. Be respectful to other players and follow the guidelines set by the moderators.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. There is a plugin (CoreProtect) in place to roll back any griefing or stealing incidents.
Are there any restrictions on building?	Players are free to build within the rules of the server. Be creative and have fun building!
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Vexmc. They will also need to apply for the whitelist.

CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?

The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.

But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!

WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

MommaCraft: AITA Edition

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Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!

PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

CraftyLiesMC

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That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

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so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

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so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	New Chunks Explored:	316998
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Potions Brewed:	128
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mines Excavated:	1381

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	40
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3065	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	9

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	642
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	976
Enchantments Applied:	72	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Insane #callingallpoltards Minecraft Servers

Vexmc Minecraft Server

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