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CraftyConfusion

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mines Excavated:	4083
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7085	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

Active, admins, Arenas, competitive, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Friendly, Guilds, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, Mods, Play, progress, PVP AREAS, ranked, Resets, Rewards, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Star Shards Collected:	239
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Votes:	191

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7240	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Votes:	7293	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	1137
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	6800
New Chunks Explored:	931330	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!