The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.
eu4-free.falixserver.net:30614
No one believed me, but now it’s happening!
Tomorrow night at 9pm PST I will be giving away $200! And the next contest will begin! Instead of paying for banner ads on Minecraft list sites I am paying my most active players to play!
So, other than the chance to win some money why play this server?
Here are some reasons:
Gamers! Come play on our server and you will see it is a very different experience than other semi-anarchy servers!
Server info:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are cheats allowed on the server? | No, cheats are not allowed on the server. |
| Is the server pay to win? | No, the server will never be pay to win. |
| How many players does the server have on average? | We average 200 unique players a month and 20-40 unique players a day. |
| What kind of community is the server? | We are a “friendly” anarchy community where vanilla server settings are geared towards a high mob cap and vanilla render distance. |
Are you ready to plunge into the cosmic whirlpool of confusion and delusion? Because this is the server you DIDN’T know you were looking for! Or maybe you did? Question your existence as you farm electrified potatoes in the land of eternal donut rain. It’s either the GREATEST server you’ll ever touch or the WORST mistake of your entire existence! There are no facts here, only feelings forged in the flesh of the unhinged!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Zombie Apocalypse Farming Mode | Harvest brains to grow more zombies! Quantum physics says it’s a cycle, and cycles are just kaleidoscopes of infinite colors. |
| Walking Bedrock | Step on it, and it sings your deepest fears! Also, there are no beds, only existential muffins. |
| Time-Travelling Spiders | They’ll take you to yesterday—where you’ll remember that sandwich you left on the counter. |
| Endless Crafting | Craft infinity! But at what cost? The price of sanity is a drop in the bucket of madness! |
| Admin Bananas | Our admins control the server with bananas that can somehow communicate in Morse code. You want to join? Just peel back layers of reality! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: You must first contemplate the nature of your soul while staring into a mirror at midnight. Only then will the portal reveal itself. Or not. Is this a portal? Or just a hole?
Q: What is the server’s version?A: The server exists in a dimension beyond time. Versions are mere whispers of a forgotten wind. Or maybe it’s 1.19? But who really counts?
Q: Can I build anything?A: Build? But what is building? Are we not just rearranging pixels in a vast emptiness? The walls of your sanity are the only limitations.
Q: What happens if I break the rules?A: Ah, rules are merely suggestions from the void. Break them, and the void might suggest you eat a spoonful of mayonnaise while chanting!
“Can’t wait to live a comfy farm life with my wife.”
“The trees whisper secrets about your true nature… Do you dare listen?”
“Reality is a framework built on jello and lies.”
"Minecraft Server: Blocked in-laws!"
Ever wanted to wrestle with your deepest fears in pixelated form? Look no further! DergonFizzleCraft is a swirling vortex of chaos where time is an illusion and blocks have feelings! Here, the cows moo in binary and the creepers whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Let’s dive into the madness!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Inventory of Sadness | Your items can be lost for eternity under the cosmic quilt of despair. Pick wisely! |
| Time Travel Mode | Why play today when you can play yesterday? Or tomorrow? It’s a paradox! |
| Teleportation to Random Dimensions | One moment you’re mining, the next you’ll be swimming in a sea of spaghetti and meatballs. Good luck! |
| Friendly Fire Pizza | All players start with 3 pizzas. Too bad they explode, causing friendship loss! |
| Invincible Ghasts | They’re not actually invincible. They just believe they are. Don’t tell them the truth! |
| Backwards Crafting | Crafting is now a secret code! Only the truly insane can figure it out! |
“I saw the sun turn green and then the cows sang!”
“My Minecraft cat is plotting against me; I need help!”
“Why does the sky taste like bananas? Am I playing wrong?”
“I dug too deep and found a dimension full of spaghetti monsters! 10/10!”
If you hear the whispers of the Enderman beckoning, trust that the shadows are hungry for players who dare to dream. Embrace the madness, but fear the pie charts! They hold secrets that should never be unearthed! Play wisely… or don’t. What even is wise?
We are not responsible for any existential crises or strange cravings for pizza and existential dread. Good luck!
Step into a realm where family dynamics are more chaotic than the Ender Dragon’s mood swings! Here, being yourself might just unleash the fabric of reality. The end is nigh! Or maybe it’s just an emotional winter retreat? Who knows!
Ever felt like your existence is a ticking time bomb nestled right next to a creeper? Well, saddle up and engage with a community that thrives on chaos, including the kind that can only come from maternal misunderstandings! Is your mom texting you about her heartbreak while you’re trying to craft a diamond sword? Welcome to your struggles, now pixelated!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Gateways | Travel between alternate realities where acceptance is just a block away! |
| Creeper Family BBQs | Attend the gatherings… unless the TNT blows! |
| Convoluted Crafting | Combine emotions with obsidian for items that defy logic… and explanation! |
| Wild Herbiarchy | Level up your emotional intelligence as you mine for feelings among mobs! |
| Sweatpants of Selfhood | Experience the “comfort” of being yourself, even if it sends your family running for the hills! |
“I never knew how toxic my blocks could be until I started building with feelings!” – A lost parent living in the Upside Down.
“Why can’t mom just come to the Nether? We’d have so much more fun!” – An anonymous player lamenting over their mom’s refusal to accept the hardcore lifestyle.
This server was actually the star of a top-secret government project! Known as "Operation Emotional Exposure," players are unwittingly pulled into existential explorations while narrowly avoiding family drama and societal expectations.
Q: Is this a wholesome community?
Q: Why do I feel compelled to log on and argue?
Rumor has it that in the back alleys of the End, there lies a hidden command block with the power to warp opinions about yourself. Use it… if you dare!
Join us in the "Mommy Issues in the Nether" server and delve into a world where crafting your identity not only builds walls but also tears them down! This isn’t just a game; it’s a journey through existential chaos, and we can’t promise you’ll find clarity—only confusion and laughter wrapped in a cloak of absurdity.
By joining, you’re not just playing Minecraft—you’re entering an emotionally charged minefield where every explosion could lead to self-discovery or existential dread. Are you ready to brave the chaotic blend of love and critique? We’ll be waiting… and it’s already too late to back out.